Think keeping your Movember mo will hurt your game? Think again. Made Man has compiled ample evidence that hot chicks dig ’staches. Exhibits A-J? This gallery of gorgeous women—like Isla Fisher here—who date or have dated moustachioed men. The defense rests.

Ceren Alkac (Jason Lee)

Ceren doesn’t seem to care that Jason Lee looks like Earl most of the time these days.

Vanessa Paradis (Johnny Depp)

Johnny Depp might be the Burt Reynolds of his generation: the man who makes the ’stache irresistible to the ladies.

Angelina Jolie (Brad Pitt)

You gonna argue with the man who bagged Angelina Jolie? Proof that even more fair-haired men can rock the ’stache and still look great.

Sienna Miller (Jude Law)

All we’re saying is, dude got to sleep with the chick who played The Baroness in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Like you haven’t been dreaming about that since you were six.

Alicja Bachleda (Colin Farrell)

Admittedly, Colin Farrell is a little on the sleazy side, but you can’t deny his powers of seduction.

Isla Fisher (Sacha Baron Cohen)

He makes sex on her until he has a love explosion.

Susie Bick (Nick Cave)

Despite making creepy music and looking like an extra from Deliverance with his ’stache, Nick Cave managed to marry a British model. Not bad work if you can get it.

Yvette Prieto (Michael Jordan)

When you’ve got as much money and universal respect as Jordan you don’t need a moustache to pick up the ladies… but it sure doesn’t hurt.

Bria Valente (Prince)

Even the wispiest, thinnest moustache gets ladies for men who’ve made a career out of girly little moans.

Anna Kournikova (Enrique Iglesias)

Enrique Iglesias doesn’t have the thickest moustache in the world. He does, however, have one of the hottest girls in the world. Think about that for a second, Mister “I Can’t Grow a Moustache.”