Think keeping your Movember mo will hurt your game? Think again. Made Man has compiled ample evidence that hot chicks dig ’staches. Exhibits A-J? This gallery of gorgeous women—like Isla Fisher here—who date or have dated moustachioed men. The defense rests.
Ceren Alkac (Jason Lee)
Ceren doesn’t seem to care that Jason Lee looks like Earl most of the time these days.
Vanessa Paradis (Johnny Depp)
Johnny Depp might be the Burt Reynolds of his generation: the man who makes the ’stache irresistible to the ladies.
Angelina Jolie (Brad Pitt)
Sienna Miller (Jude Law)
All we’re saying is, dude got to sleep with the chick who played The Baroness in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Like you haven’t been dreaming about that since you were six.
Alicja Bachleda (Colin Farrell)
Admittedly, Colin Farrell is a little on the sleazy side, but you can’t deny his powers of seduction.
Isla Fisher (Sacha Baron Cohen)
Susie Bick (Nick Cave)
Yvette Prieto (Michael Jordan)
Bria Valente (Prince)
Even the wispiest, thinnest moustache gets ladies for men who’ve made a career out of girly little moans.
Anna Kournikova (Enrique Iglesias)
Enrique Iglesias doesn’t have the thickest moustache in the world. He does, however, have one of the hottest girls in the world. Think about that for a second, Mister “I Can’t Grow a Moustache.”