As many of you know I love to stay ahead of the fashion curve. As a man of wealth and culture, occasionally I have to take a step back in time to stay ahead of future trends. I’m getting a jump on Soho and starting to rock the hard core vintage 70′s disco shirts. Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce to you my 10 Bad Ass Disco Shirts As Found on Ebay. A few simple rules to the kind of shirts I’ll rock. First, they have to be vintage. Second, they have to be badass.
I almost didn’t buy this shirt because of the butt naked model but I figured a little cookie crumbs on the shirt was worth it for this fine apparel . Maybe I was drunk when I saw this, but I swear I see Jabba the Hutt on the left side and other scenes from Star Wars on the shirt. If you wear it to the right party I guarantee others will see it too.
I know this may be pushing the boundaries of cool but when I bust through the door looking like frickin Menudo, the chicks are going to be all over me. Not having one ounce of chest hair is only going to add to the overly metrosexual look.
Nothing says “I’m going to get so drunk I’m going to puke” like showing up at a party with blue jeans and peach retro tuxedo shirt. I also loved the fact it reminded me a bit of the “puffy shirt” on Seinfeld.
This one was so pimp I almost got wood when I saw it. Crushed velour tiger stripes is the perfect combination of David Cassidy and Prince, the two coolest dudes of their decades.
If I could only get one shirt I’d have to get this one because it is a patchwork of all the other shirts combined. It has the shine to it which a nice bonus. Notice the lack of “draw” or fitting at the bottom which is going to so nicely drape over my beer gut. A real find