Blame the Romans or blame the barbarians; blame Sideways or blame Beerfest. Somewhere along the way, people got it into their heads that wine was somehow better, classier and more sophisticated than beer. Now, there’s nothing inherently wrong with a drink that comes from girly-whirly purply-nurply grapes, but comparing wine to beer is like comparing the precocious scribbles of a preschooler to the finest paintings of Picasso. So the next time you order a beer and a wine snob gets in your face, gun him down with these 11 reasons beer is better than wine.
With beer, you usually get what you pay for, and then some. But with wine, there’s almost an inverse relationship between price and quality. How can one take it seriously when Two Buck Chuck tastes better than that bottle of pinot you’ve been waiting to open since 1969?
Beer is the most complex, aromatic and flavorful fermented beverage on earth. Wine doesn’t even come close. In the words of Garrett Oliver, Brewmaster at New York’s Brooklyn Brewery, “If you love food, but you know only wine, then you’re trying to write a symphony using only half the notes and half the orchestra.”
Simply put, beer built civilization. Without the discovery of beer, humans may never have developed agriculture or built cities. And the Egyptian pyramids? Forget about ’em. (Fun fact: even the straw was invented as a way for ancient Sumerians to drink early beers, as the solid byproducts of fermentation sat on top.) Beer—the beverage being hoisted by legendary philosopher Homer Simpson below—made it all possible.
OK, so maybe “pairability” isn’t a “word”, but beer consistently shows more versatility, range, and food compatibility than wine. “But wait a minute,” you say. “I thought wine paired better with food.” Yes, there are some great food and wine combinations out there. But try asking a sommelier to pair a wine with American BBQ, a spicy Thai dish, or classic Mexican. Ten bucks says he runs screaming from the room. Meanwhile, a good German-style smoked beer complements all three.
Wine varies with the weather. Beer varies with the brewer.