1. Gather up your buddies and recreate your favorite moments from the Jackass trilogy.
3. Get a white couch.
4. Live in a neighborhood with a really crappy school district.
5. Masturbate in the living room.
6. Run for President of the local Zero Population Growth chapter.
7. Drive over 100 miles an hour on a side street.
8. Black Tar Heroin.
9. Masturbate in the kitchen.
10. Beat up the neighbor who has been a dick since the day you moved in.
11. Play Russian Roulette.
12. Leave all the windows wide open on your 72nd floor penthouse.