Via Jessica Wakeman of The Frisky

In these modern times, hussies like us spend a lot of time at our boyfriend’s apartment/house but do not actually live there. (Conversely, he might be the one at your place.)  We may have a toothbrush in his bathroom, but we aren’t paying his rent. So it’s not really our place to do whatever we want.

As such, the proper way to behave can befuddle even the smartest of whips. Can you drink the last can of PBR? Do you have to let his dog sleep beside you? Is it acceptable to TiVo every single episode of “Chelsea Lately” on his DVR?

I will explain it all, after the jump:

You can eat anything you want in the fridge or cupboards as long as there is an abundance of it.  Tub of ice cream? Help yourself.  The last Popsicle? Ask first.

Sorry, you cannot scream at the neighbors or their kids, bicker with the landlord/super, or give the roommates any guff. Not unless you want to get a bad rep and cause future problems for him, that is.

You can throw your clothes in with his dirty laundry for him to wash. Read more…