Mon, 10/13/2008 - 11:55 am

Those vandals who spray-painted the Wall Street bull's balls a painful shade of blue last week are at it again. This time it appears that it is Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, who will need a quick power-wash to avoid further humiliation. Jeez, cut the guy some slack, people. You have no idea how much chafing his lustrous silver beard is causing right now.


Tags: ben bernanke, federal reserve, wall street

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