It’s that time of year again.  It’s a magical time for giving, merriment, love, and tight little packages.  It’s time for the unveiling of the annual Chickipedia Hot 100!  These are the most-wanted girls pulled from the far-reaching ocean of lips, hips, and come-hither stares.  These are the girls that you searched for, you uploaded, you clicked on, and you thought were hot.  For once we’re not the ones doing all the work!  And, honestly, we have to say that we approve of your tastes.  Kudos.  And, now, enjoy yourself and click through to see if your favorites made the list, or maybe to find a new favorite altogether.

UPDATE: Check out the latest Chickipedia Hot 100 here.

100. Rhona Mitra

“I never know if I want to be running across the fields with no clothes on or sitting in the pub drinking Guinness.”

99. Gisele Bundchen

“I don’t think anyone likes to see a picture of themselves in a tabloid, besides a couple people who I’m not going to mention.”


98. Gina Carano

“In my head, I’m like, I train and work out like everyone else. They like to tell you what you’re not. They like to keep you down, so they can get more out of you for their money. But fans don’t lie. When they’re all chanting your name, you know they’re supporting you.”


97. Maria Sharapova

“People seem to forget that Anna Kournikova isn’t in the picture anymore. It’s Maria’s Time now”


96. Kate Winslet

“Cameron Diaz could eat me under a table.”


95. Denise Richards

“Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it’s just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.”


94. Leighton Meester

“I found out that Lil Wayne is actually not that big and I don’t mean height!”


93. Catherine Bell

“I correctly predicted the score of the Superbowl before the game. How many people can say that?”


92. Cameron Diaz

“Is that hair gel?”


91. Rachel Bilson

“It’s great playing someone who is not like me at all. I’m really a nice girl, so it’s fun to be a bitch, then come home and be myself again. When I meet people now, they’re surprised that I’m a good person.”


90. Evangeline Lilly

“I’m very picky when it comes to men.”

89. Charlize Theron

“I think of myself as a highly sexual creature.”


88. Jenna Fischer

“Honestly it would be great to get to play Pam for a long, long time…I don’t have real big aspirations to be a movie star. I would love to be on a long-running hit TV show. You end up playing a defining role.”


87. Stacy Keibler

“God has blessed me with legs and ass. I wish I had some boobs.”


86. Eva Longoria Parker

“There’s something very sexy about being submissive. Because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that.”


85. Holly Madison

I know Hef doesn’t like it when I walk around naked in the house, ’cause he’s a little more old-fashioned, sometimes, than people think. But you tend to forget you’re naked when you’ve been shooting naked all day.


84. Olga Kurylenko

“I have NO problem going nude!”


83. Alessandra Ambrosio

“I want the attention, I love the attention.”


82. Emmanuelle Chriqui

“I was outside of myself going ‘Whoa, that was kind of sexy’.”


81. Isla Fisher

“I always liked Elvis Presley when I was younger – I told anyone who would listen that I was going to marry that man. I did’nt realise then that he had died.”


80. Malin Akerman

“I know I’ve benefited from my looks. These legs go far.”

79. Jennifer Connelly

“I try to stay focused on my life and do try not to be brought into the Hollywood fantasy.”


78. Tyra Banks

“Sometimes I have to remind myself that it’s OK if there are flaws here and there”


77. Sienna Miller

“I went to an all-girls boarding school … We used to do stupid, fun girly things like streak through the lacrosse pitch.”


76. Heather Graham

“I’m a nice Catholic girl, just like Madonna.”


75. Katherine Heigl

“I’d love to choose a role to showcase my creativity versus just my bra size.”


74. Penelope Cruz

“Johnny [Depp] is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that’s what I call him, Martian.”


73. Alyssa Milano

“I feel a lot healthier when I’m having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I’m having sex, I don’t have that.”


72. Sarah Chalke

“I would like to think that I’m more different from my character than I am.”


71. Kendra Wilkinson

“I don’t necessarily enjoy putting on makeup or getting my nails done, but life at the Mansion perfectly suits me.”


70. Avril Lavigne

“Don’t meet me in a bad mood.”

69. Heidi Samuel

“Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!”


68. Summer Glau

“When I learned how to fight, we actually made contact. I learned how to roll off their face when I punched, and tapped them when I kicked them.”


67. Nicole Scherzinger

“I’m a beast of a woman!”


66. Miranda Kerr

“All the media attention was absolutely ludicrous.”


65. Kaley Cuoco

“Horse riding is my passion. Other than work. People can’t imagine me getting dirty, but that’s what I love about it.”


64. Tila Tequila

“I’m just that sassy lil bitch in the corner laughing”


63. Audrina Patridge

“Life’s to short for this.”


62. Zooey Deschanel

“I don’t want to be a babe. I don’t want vanity to ever get in the way, because I think to maintain that, you have to be aware of yourself all the time, and that gets in the way of acting.”


61. Katie Price

“You can’t beat sex outdoors.”


60. Amanda Bynes

“I loved “Clueless.” That was one of my favorite movies of all time.”

59. Christina Hendricks

“My boobs are real, and I’m very proud to say that.”

58. Eliza Dushku

“I really am probably one of the horniest people you’ll ever meet.”



57. Lacey Chabert

“They’ll Remember my name…they’ll All remember my name!”


56. Diora Baird

“I learned very quickly that if a producer wants to have dinner with me, he wants to f*ck me.”


55. Monica Bellucci

“My body is so important to me… I use everything I have”


54. Erin Andrews

“I have never played a sport. I think that makes me more versatile as a reporter.”


53. Fergie

“I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with, but I’m a very sexual person!”


52. Halle Berry

“Sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being, It’s about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments”


51. Blake Lively

“I don’t want to go to a club and not wear panties.”


50. Christina Aguilera

“I was up for kissing.” (on kissing Madonna)

49. Kelly Brook

“I’ve got boobs and a bum and if people think I’m fat, I honestly don’t care”


48. Anne Hathaway

“I was 17 years old when I was cast in The Princess Diaries. That film landed, and it landed big. And so I became identified with a role that wasn’t really me.”


47. Bar Refaeli

“Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?”


46. Mariah Carey

“My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me – I’m tan, I guess.”


45. Ashley Tisdale

“I loved my long brown curls, but most mean girls look like this, don`t they?…The blond thing…it`s the stereotype of a popular mean girl.”


44. Kristen Bell

“I have the mouth of a sailor.”


43. Hilary Duff

“I’d love to work with Quentin Tarantino but I think I need to take baby steps into more adult material so he’s probably someone to think about further in the future.”


42. Gemma Atkinson

“All people ask about is boobs. It’s like the whole nation is obsessed with my boobs”


41. Keira Knightley

“Do you know that on all the sets I’ve been on, nobody has ever made a pass at me?”

40. Natalie Portman

I don’t sleep motherf*cker off that yak and that durban/doin 120 gettin head while i’m swervin”

39. Jennifer Lopez

“It’s a shame to call somebody a ‘diva’ simply because they work harder than everybody else.”


38. Shakira

“Cinderella had a dream that lasted only until midnight. I want it to last until at least 3 a.m”


37. Vanessa Hudgens

“Guys act strange around me. I swear I don’t know why!”


36. Olivia Wilde

“I would have been a disaster in the Garden of eden. I’m terrible with temptation to have sex.”


35. Elisha Cuthbert

“I remember just sort of thinking I`m not going to get to do this too, too often, so I just went crazy and threw alcohol around. I was acting ridiculous and screaming at everybody and throwing a fit.” (about her performance in the Weezer`s video)


34. Carmen Electra

“I’ve put butter on my legs. Summer in Ohio, it gets very hot. We were all out of sun tan lotion…”


33. Lady-Gaga

“I am the most sexually free woman on the planet, and I genuinely am empowered from a very honest place by my sexuality.”


32. Eva Mendes

“I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening! We’re Cuban, and it’s a hot island. Why not go nude?”


31. Kristen Stewart

“Oh, I don’t know . Anything that’s beat up. I kind of like to look like a hobo.” (on her favourite designer)

30. Paris Hilton

“I don’t really think, I just walk.”

29. Olivia Munn

“Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, ratings galore!”

28. Rihanna

“I want to give people a taste of the Caribbean, and show them the fun side of me.”

27. Marisa Miller

“The first thing I do every morning is go online to check the surf. If the waves are good, I’ll go surf. The beach is 10 minutes away.”

26. Vida Guerra

“I go to the gym three to four times a week, try to eat healthy when I can and drink a lot of water. It really sucks to exercise but a girl has to do what a girl has to do.”

25. Mila Kunis

“Acting was a total mistake-it was just something that happened as an accident. I started auditioning as just an after-school activity, and somehow it just led to something more.”

24. Lindsay Lohan

“Life is full of risks anyway, why not take them?”

23. Salma Hayek

“I highly recommend for all the women in the world, even if they’re 71, you can never take for granted that he loves you. It’s always good to flirt with him. It’s a great sport.”

22. Kate Beckinsale

“I try and take lots of vitamins and I don’t drink. I do smoke, though, I’d be insufferable if I didn’t smoke, you’d have to push me off a balcony I’d be so boring.”

21. Adriana Lima

“I’ve never been to the gym. I do nothing.”

20. Taylor Swift

“I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that’s it.”

19. Britney Spears

“It’s Britney, bitch.”

18. Jennifer Aniston

“Marriage is wonderful but I’m not desperate. I’m not itching for it. It’s something that – hopefully, at one time in my life, I’ll be able to do.”

17. Jessica Simpson

“I think there’s a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”

16. Jennifer Love Hewitt

“I’m a hopeless romantic. It’s disgusting. It really is. I’ve seen ‘While You Were Sleeping’, like, twenty times, and I still believe in the whole Prince Charming thing.”

15. Jenna Jameson

“I’m good at a lot of things. Sex being one of them – so I think I’ve certainly succeeded at that.”

14. Jessica Biel

Being someone I’m not for a period of time and loving every minute of being in someone else’s skin.

13. Angelina Jolie

“All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what’s sexy or cool or tough.”

12. Beyonce

“You know what, I’m very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I could be charmed by anyone. I’m just a sucker for somebody that is charming.”

11. Hayden Panettiere

“I hate how people say I`m growing up fast.”


10. Pamela Anderson

“It’s great being blonde – with such low expectations it’s easy to impress.”

Pamela Anderson: America’s sex symbol.  The first and last name in running in slow motion on a beach, Anderson has dated rock stars, rocked more than one sex tape, lives in Malibu, and has hair and breasts that continue to defy reason, gravity, and time itself. She’s even been a pro wrestler.  The only chink in this chick’s armor is that, prototypical American sex symbol though she may be, she was born in British Columbia.

9.Katy Perry

“My new songs are a little bit more mature. I know how to handle boys now. Actually, I don’t even mess with boys anymore, I mess with men.”

This  songstress in hypercolor has been popping on stages for a few years now since her bi-curious opus, “I Kissed a Girl.”  And, by all accounts, she likes it.  Though, recently, she’s been hooking up with a decidedly male yet somewhat effete Brit, Russel Brand, Katy Perry continues to break hearts and zippers across this country with her stunning live shows, infectious personality, and first-rate, high-caliber, weapons-grade breasts.

8.Keeley Hazell

“If I just got out of the bath I won’t bother to get dressed, I’ll walk around naked.”

Keeley Hazell is a British glamour model that embraces (with a full body hug) the top-heavy tradition that our Anglican cousins overseas have somehow seemed to master.  In fact, she isn’t known for much other than modeling which is both a testament to her smokin’ curves and to the authenticity and similarly smoky sex tape of her that was leaked.  Sicne her oral-centric sex tape, she’s continued marching right down the line of lad mags overseas.

7.Scarlett Johansson

“I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.”

Scarlett Johansson is the rare bird in Hollywood that is beautiful, talented, and (for the most part) keeps her personal life out of the public eye.  Born to a Danish screenwriter/director for a dad and a producer for a mother, her road onto the silver screen was probably a lot easier than most people’s would be, but none of that really matters.  What really matters is 2010 is the year that her entire life has been leading up to because, in 2010, she plays Black Widow in Iron Man 2, and it’s going to melt our faces.


6.Denise Milani

“They’re natural and they’re naturally beautiful. Thanks Mom!”

Born in the Czech Republic, Denise Milani came where all of the world’s hottest women automatically gravitate toward eventually: Southern California.  It might have to do with the way her unusually perfect breasts warp the fabric of space time, or it might be that the weather is perfect every single day of the year.  Either way, we’re glad to have this bullet-shaped import in our neighborhood, and you’ve all proven how much you like her by making her the 6th most requested page on Chickipedia this year.


5.Lucy Pinder

“I`ve heard people say, “Lucy Pinder doesn`t have any nipples, she has three, they`re both inverted” and all that. But I can safely say that they`re a pretty normal pair of nipples and are really rather nice.”

Lucy Pinder is the most popular of the British glamour models (a particularly competitive group in our opinion), and it probably has something to do with a combination of her planetoid-sized sweater kittens (requisite for being competitive, her outstanding good looks, and the fact that for years she would not go topless.  We’re old enough to remember the pre-topless Lucy Pinder years, and it just made her infuriatingly desireable.  She was like the threat-level red babe you took to Junior prom that wanted to wait until marriage.  Similarly, it wasn’t actually that long untilPinder gave it up (nsfw).  But it seems like eons.

4.Emma Watson

“I think when you take away all, like, the premieres and press stuff and all the special effects, then you just come down to the fact that it’s all about acting, and I think that has been the best bit for me.”

Whatever you think about the Harry Potter movies, you have to admit that they do have a certain charm to them even if, overall, they’re not your style.  Emma Watsons is best known (only known?) for playing the nerdy-yet-attainable high school girl archetype throughout the Harry Potter franchise which, by default, makes her an internet darling.  She continues to grow into herself as an actor, as a model, and as a good looking girl with a British accent.  Cheerio.

3.Jessica Alba

“I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.”

Jessica Alba is the perfectly sexy girl next door who always has a joke on deck to fit in with your dude friends.  She’s been nominated for approximately equal numbers of Teen Choice awards, MTV movie awards, and Razzie worst actress awards.  However, she also consistently ranks in the lad mags’ hottest girls lists and was named the sexiest woman on the planet in 2007 by FHM.  She’s currently married with one baby girl, and continues to work as an actress and (do you work at this?) a sex symbol.

2.Kim Kardashian

“I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me.”

Keeping up with this Kardashian is no easy task. Kim has become a reality star on at least two levels.  First with the release of her much scandalized sex tape with marginally talented R&B singer, Ray J (who is also a reality star, now), and then again with her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians which is now entering its 4th season.  Much of the spotlight has been shifted to the younger, similarly-dramatic sisters in the Kardashian family, but Kim remains the progenitor.  The Kween of the Kardashians.



1.Megan Fox

“Robert [Pattinson] and Zac [Efron]—they’re just too pretty, with the big hair and the suits.”

Megan Fox, the most requested girl on Chickipedia in 2008, has maintained her position on top, and for good reason.  After Michael Bay introduced her to the world by bending her over a yellow Camaro in fading sunlight, she was instantly the fantasy of every dude between the ages of 13 and dead.  Since then she’s maintained her curvaceous public sillouhette flawlessly.  Two perfect examples this year are the sequel to Transformers and the terrifyingly hot “Megan’s Body” which, of course, is the movie with her infamous  nude scene.  She’s got a role in the upcoming “Jonah Hex” which should keep us all tided over until 2011 when Transformers 3 crushes our brains in IMAX 3D.