Maybe you wanted to be Officer Friendly when you grew up, but now you’re stuck in a cubicle, and the only law you get to enforce is the revised company sensitivity policy. Stop crying in your paperclip cup, because you can still fight for truth, justice and the American way with one of the coolest jobs any man can have: bounty hunting. As a bounty hunter, you get to drag bail “skips” (that’s bounty hunting slang for losers who skip bail) straight to jail, and in many states, you will simply need to apply for bail enforcement license and earn a certain number of apprentice hours.
Executive and VIP Protection
Face it, being George Clooney is the coolest job, but you have to be realistic, so the next coolest job any man can have is protecting the man who is cooler than you. You will have to earn a security guard certification in your state, get some experience and network, network, network. Although ethics rules and contracts prevent you from spilling the beans to anyone and everyone, you still get the very real benefit of a puffed-up ego from knowing you can take a bullet for a starlet at Sundance or billionaire CEO traveling through Europe—and speaking of Europe, there might be travel, too, making this one of the coolest jobs ever.