Most people wear jewelry, either on a regular basis, for special occasions like their uncle’s probation ending, or just at some point between birth and death. While men don’t have quite as many bearable jewelry options as women do, that’s not to say there are no necklaces and earrings out there for the guys. You just have to know what to look for because that gaudy peacock-feather necklace will not flatter you like it will a woman’s cleavage.
Among your choices, fellas, be wary of certain bits of shiny bling that you really, really should never consider wearing.
50 pounds of fake gold jewelry. Dude, no one’s gonna think you’re loaded if you’re strutting around like a ghetto chicken weighed down by a boatload of fake gold chains and rings. You’re just going to look like a moron that won $10 on a scratch-off ticket and ran out to buy some costume jewelry.
Alternative: Moderation is the key here, ace—wear a single necklace, preferably without a charm the size of a dinner plate.
