Getting with a chick at a wedding as a crasher is one thing. Hooking up with a bridesmaid takes it to the next level. While you may have a number of tricks up your sleeve, here are four ways to hook up with a bridesmaid that every wedding crasher should know. First of all, don’t fret. With the leaves changing color and Oktoberfest beers hitting the bars you might be worried that wedding season is coming to an end. News flash, wedding season never ends. Plus given the current economy chances are some couples are waiting for the more expensive summer weddings to pass before they say “I do.”
Figure out which bridesmaids are single. This might seem obvious but if you are a wedding crasher trying to hook up with a bridesmaid you need to be fully prepared. Without knowing who to go after, your chances of hooking up with a bridesmaid go down, significantly. While there are obvious signs that a chick is taken, like an engagement ring or a dude who constantly has his hand on her back and appears that he might actually be fusing to her, there are also obvious signs when a bridesmaid is single. If you had X-Ray vision we would say look for the tramp stamp. Since you don’t, look for the bridesmaid who looks a little “too” good. The bridesmaid who wouldn’t put that much effort into looking that way for a boyfriend but would for a single bachelor she’s never had the opportunity to meet—you.
Put extra work into her. We know, going the extra mile can be exhausting. That’s what all of the other girls at the wedding are for. But why settle for a five when you can get a nine? Pick one girl and stick with her. If you have your feelers over every bridesmaid in the party they will sense that and blacklist you. Act genuinely interested in what she has to say. Make eye contact and agree with her. If she likes ponies, you like ponies. While these things can be hard to do in real life, remember that this isn’t real life. This is a wedding, and you’re about to hook up with the hottest bridesmaid there.
