Time your exit. You should also try to time your leap from the plane to perfection, this way you leave behind the hysteria. If you can perfect this art then you can even add some glitz and glamour to your fall, which will not only make you look like a cool individual but also help to calm those around you.
Bring a spare set of clothes. Once you have completed the easy steps of successfully leaving the aircraft and made it to dry land, you will probably realize how cold the elements can be. A simple way to solve this conundrum is to make sure you have a spare set of clothes with you, and hopefully a waterproof bag. Try and squeeze an iPod in too, it can get awfully boring in the middle of the ocean.
Be both selfish and selfless. It’s always been said that you’re born alone and you’ll die alone. So when you’re fighting for survival in the deep abyss you need to make sure that you have a dry spot in a dinghy, even if that means jostling with several other passengers to get it. But once you are inside you’ll need to remain warm, and there is no better way to achieve this than by hugging up with your fellow female survivors.