5 George Clooney Girlfriends So Hot, Only George Clooney Could Get Them

George Clooney has had many ladies during his career, and most of his girlfriends are hotter than any woman you will ever touch. It’s okay, don’t be sad. After all, the man played Danny Ocean! No woman could resist a man who’s that smooth. Whether he was working soap operas, rescuing people in the emergency room, or running from the law, George Clooney has managed to snare hot girlfriend after hot girlfriend with the greatest of ease. Which one’s are the hottest of the hot, though? Check out this list, in no particular order, of the five George Clooney girlfriends who are too hot to handle.

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Stacy Keibler. Keibler is a somewhat recent entrant in the George Clooney Hot Girlfriend Hall of Fame. Once a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader as well as a former WWE diva, Stacy’s best attributes are perhaps her ridiculously toned, tanned and luxurious long legs. If George stopped looking for a new woman, no one would blame him for sticking with Stacy.

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Kelly Preston. Before she married John Travolta, Kelly Preston dated around Hollywood quite a bit. In the late 1980s she hooked up with the then soap opera heartthrob George Clooney. Why is she hotter than any woman you will ever touch? Because she is a Hawaiian-born fashion model, who later became an actress. And you can bet that her acting career wasn’t based on her acting talent (watch “Battlefield Earth” if you want proof). She still looks good now, even at 52. But in 1988, she was smoking.

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Krista Allen. Do you remember the hot chick in the elevator with Jim Carrey in “Liar Liar”? Yeah, that’s Krista Allen. She and George met when they were cast together in the film “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” and they dated for almost two years after that. Allen has been featured on countless “hottest women in Hollywood” lists, and now she’s also on Clooney’s list of accomplishments. Allen serves as yet another example of why it’s good to be George Clooney.

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Lisa Snowdon. This British model is off the charts—she could probably melt steel. She met Clooney on the set of a commercial, and he swept her off her feet—probably by using the unbeatable pick-up line “Hi, I’m George Clooney.” Snowdon is so hot that even other famous, rich, good-looking men will probably never touch her. Only Clooney could pull this one off.

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Sarah Larson. She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when she met Clooney. It seems George took a break from scoring models left and right, and decided to pick up a waitress, just because he can. Sarah went on to sign a modeling contract after breaking up with Clooney, affirming her status as a girl hotter than any woman you will ever touch. Imagine that, she only had to date George Clooney, and now she’s a celebrity. No man has a pick-up line that good. “Hey, you should date me, there are career advancement opportunities if you do.”

For you mortal men, this list represents women that are essentially unattainable, and that’s why you should live vicariously through this man. Unless you’re able to channel the Cloon-sters charm, coolness, wealth and ability to get better looking the older you get, it may be the only way you can hope to get close to women this gorgeous. Don’t take it personally, it’s just Clooney being Clooney.

 

 

 

 

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