Everyone loves sex. As a matter of fact, the want for sex is hardwired into a human’s very makeup. Sometimes, however, other things can get in the way of having all the sex you could want. You know, arbitrary stuff like going to work, making ends meet, or seeing the light of day every now and again can get in the way of having sex. In all seriousness, the pressures and responsibilities you all face make it very necessary to fit sex in when you have the time. But, make sure you do. You wouldn’t want your girlfriend to get antsy. Lack of sex can cloud your judgment, and make it generally difficult to concentrate on anything else. Here are five signs that you’re not having enough sex with your girlfriend.
Her toys. Now, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a woman using sex toys. If your girlfriend isn’t, then both of you need to step into the 21st century. There is a problem when she’s opting to use her toys more and more as a substitute for you not being there. Using that “baby I’m tired excuse” is weak. Man up and get in that bedroom, or on that couch, or in the back of the car and give her what she likes. Or, you may find her shiny vibrator resting it’s “head” on your pillow.
Your lack of concentration. They say men think about sex all of the time. This is true. But, guys don’t think about sex at the expense of everything else they have to do throughout the day. If you find yourself staring at a spreadsheet, and all of the zeros look like boobs, while the ones look like erect little soldiers, you need to get home and give your lady some sex. The only way to clear your head and get back to normal is to have sex, real sex. No amount of searching the web for porn will suffice.
Your masturbation habits. If you can’t carry out any major responsibility throughout the day without finding a place to masturbate, then you aren’t getting enough sex. Choking the monkey before work, during work, pre and post lunch won’t cut it forever. You need the real thing buddy. You need to be texting your lady throughout the day, getting her ready for the impending sexual encounter later that night. Why don’t you take a minute and message her right now?
