Yes, a strip club is a place where you can let loose. Alcohol, music, and most importantly, scantily-clad young ladies in cheap perfume create an atmosphere of total debaucherous behavior…within limits, of course. Believe it or not, there is a certain etiquette one must follow when they patronize strip clubs. Failure to follow this etiquette is the quickest way to get thrown out on your head and banned from your favorite nudie bar. If you follow the rules, a strip club can be quite enjoyable and a decent, if high-priced, substitute for having your own sexual escape at home. These five tips for strip club etiquette are a must-read before you go.
Don’t go broke. If you don’t have any money, stay home and look at porn. Seriously. You can’t have fun at a strip club without a little bread. Actually, you won’t get any attention at a strip club without any bread. Cracking your piggy bank open isn’t acceptable, either. You need to have a decent amount of paper you don’t mind losing when you walk into a strip club. If not, don’t go.
Alcohol consumption. If you live in states where alcohol isn’t served in strip clubs, then you’re unlucky, and this doesn’t apply to you. For everyone else, you need to follow these simple rules. First of all, you need to drink something. Don’t be the dork without a drink because you won’t get any attention from the strippers that way. You’ll look like you have no money. Secondly, don’t drink so much that you do stupid stuff around the naked ladies like touching them without permission. You’ll get tossed.