It’s hard to find romance in this big, crazy world. You know where it’s way harder to find love? In the smaller, crazier world of high school. But, from dire straights you’ve emerged with knowledge you could not have otherwise gained! You know now the nature of the perfect woman (incidentally, it’s equal parts nun and stripper).
But, in case you forgot the valuable life lessons imparted to you by the wily nymphs of your alma mater, we’ve catalogued them here with great care and in convenient list form. Enjoy the 6 girls you dated in high school. Hopefully this time things will be better.








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