Sometimes, you’re having such an awesome time during sex that you need to resort to horrific thoughts to help you delay orgasm. You don’t want to go too far, to the “point of no return,” because then the party is over. She’s looking up at you all disappointed because your promises of impressive stamina turned out to be figments of your own imagination. Later on, she’ll tell her girlfriends about the time she slept with the “Minute Man.” That’s you, slick guy. It doesn’t have to end this way. It may not be pretty, but you need to imagine some horrific thoughts to help you delay orgasm, so pick from among these seven in order to turn your sprint into a marathon.
Really Old Naked Lady. As far as horrific images go, this one ranks high up there. Picture what a bulldog would look like if it were shaved down to the skin. Then imagine that body on an old lady. If that doesn’t help you delay your orgasm, then nothing will.
Eating Mud. You ever eat mud before? Not just dirt, but sloppy, goopy mud. If you’re sensitive about what you eat, then this horrific thought is for you. It may make you gag just to think about it, but it’s better than stopping the bedroom action out of nowhere because you’re on the edge of the orgasm. “Baby, don’t move it. Please, don’t even breathe out.” That’s not cool, and it’s not sexy.
