Drowning. If you’ve ever jumped into really deep water, you know the terror of the drowning feeling. You start panicking, and nothing seems more important than getting to the surface as fast possible, and that includes having an orgasm. Hold onto the feeling of drowning, because it may be what you need to go from zero to hero in her bedroom scrapbook.
Rotting Animal Carcass. Depending on how good things are feeling, you may need to go really, really rotten with this one. Imagine maggots bursting forth from the swollen insides of a deer on the side of the highway. In the middle of a heatwave. Sure it’s gross, but this horrific thought isn’t as bad as the idea of her telling her friends how lame you were in bed.