If you’re a guy it’s likely that at some point in your life you’ve had the strong inclination to own a sword, however, swords are so dangerous, not just physically, but psychologically, sexually and in many other ways as well, we’ve put together a list of six reasons you should not buy a sword. Shockingly, you can buy replicas of swords that mimic historic swords all the way back to the dawn of history. Some are crafted in such a way that you can go hacking your shrubs in the back yard like a knight in a Monty Python skit. Read on and learn why any sensible man will keep his sword sheathed except for the most extreme situations.
Many swords are for display only. Many a man has whipped out his sword only to realize it’s only for show. Ladies, you may have laughed at one of these unfortunate gents caught in an awkward position. One poor bloke on QVC drew his sub-par samurai sword and began beating it (yes, beating his sword) on a chopping block. His weak wand snapped in two, the tip flying back and stabbing him in the bicep. You should not by a sword without becoming properly educated due to the amount of junk in the market.