pickup and don’t really care about being a gentleman, you can go for an elevator comment that is a definite come-on. Here’s where you do comment on something situated above her boobs or butt. “Beautiful necklace—and beautiful location.” “That skirt really shows off your assets.”
The come-on sans compliment. “Ever do it in an elevator?” gets right to the point. Such a comment may get you a giggle, a glare or it could even merit a slap in the face. On the other hand, it might get you laid.
The deep-thinker. To showcase your deep intellect, or at least your ability to come up with something more interesting than “nice hair“, go for a comment that elicits a bit of brain power. “What would you do if the elevator cables broke?” is not the kind of brain power you’re looking for. Instead, go for something like, “What kind of décor would you put in this elevator?” or “Do you think elevators should serve drinks?”





