Breaking the news of a cheating girlfriend to one of your best buddies is never easy. It’s doubly as hard if he’s all head over heels in love. You know, the guy’s got hearts falling out of his ears and bleeding love songs from his ears. No one likes to be the bearer of bad news, but these six ways to tell a friend about his cheating girlfriend will at least be slightly entertaining to you. Just make sure to duck, your friend might start swinging.
Do it with a song. If you know your friend’s lady is sleeping around, write him a song about it. Make sure you perform it while she’s there so the two of you can enjoy the embarrassment as it takes over her cute little face. Oh yeah, make sure to provide the evidence because she’ll no doubt try to deny it.
At a strip club. What better way to let your friend know he should be back on the market than by burying his face in a strippers boobs. After a few beers and lap dances, this guy’ll be thinking about is the dancers, not is soon-to-be ex. The best part is, you’ll be able to enjoy yourself too! Sounds like a win-win situation. Oh, and when he sobers up, remind him about that whole “his girlfriend’s a cheater” thing.