Facial hair can be the ultimate sign of manliness, although there are at least six weird beards men should be careful before wearing. Beards in general can backfire, scaring small children, puppies—and even women—away from your face. If you do choose a beard, keep it groomed and free of macaroni and meat chunks. Also think long and hard before you choose one of these weird beard options.
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Men definitely should be careful before wearing this weird beard that is thick, frizzy and reaches down the middle of their chests. Hazards include getting the beard caught in elevator doors, bicycle spokes and the garbage disposal. There is also the risk of being misidentified as a tall mutation of Cousin It. One more risk is attracting the boozy, busty, floozy-type women that double as groupies for the band—although that could actually be a benefit, depending on your tastes.