Planning a career takes careful thought, consideration and training; or you can throw that whole headache out the window and simply opt for one of the seven careers that will get you laid. Ladies love a working man to begin with, and if you’re working in a highly-desirable field you’ll end up a highly desirable guy. There are still ways you could mess up and go home alone, but these seven careers give you a head start toward the bedroom.
Pro athlete. Basketball, football, baseball. It doesn’t matter what you play, being a pro athlete is a career that will get you laid. Your enticements typically include loads of muscle, loads of fans and loads of money, not to mention bragging rights for the lucky conquest. This only works, however, if you don’t end up as front page news for doing drugs during games or running a dog fighting ring.
Rock star. Not only will a rock star career get you laid, but it comes with a special set of fans who have dedicated their lives to just that purpose. Meet your groupies. Unlike the pro athlete career, you don’t necessarily have to be in the big time to get laid. You can be in a garage band and still reap the benefits. Just being on “stage” will make you a star in some lusty lady’s eyes.
Firefighter. Muscles, dedication, and the ability to leap with pets and small children from a burning building in a single bound put firefighters on the same wavelength as Superman. Superman always got laid. And you don’t even have to wear those silly red tights.
