Visors. These hats look stupid on everyone. Why the hell would you want to wear half a hat? If it was cut down the center and only covered one side of your head, would you wear it? Take the opposite of Nike’s advice and just don’t do it.
Cowboy hat. Yeah, these things will just make you look like a derpy bumpkin. The only man who can get away with wearing silly hats is The Doctor and that’s only because he’s an alien who doesn’t know any better. Unless you’re a cowboy or a country singer, avoid these atrocities like you’d avoid single mothers on a dating site.