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7 Ways Comic Con Girls Will Emasculate The Shit Out Of You

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07/16/12

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There are at least seven ways Comic Con girls will emasculate the shit out of you. We’re not talking about your average female here-girls who frequent Comic Con are strong, dominant and often independent women. They show up in sexy costumes and emasculate men just for the fun of it. Watch out for these ladies!

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The way they dress. There’s no way around this one: lots of the girls you’ll see at Comic Con are hot! Even something cutesy like a Pikachu costume can look more like a dominatrix. These S&M looking hotties can emasculate the shit out of you with the sheer dominance of their presence. You’ll cower beneath them and feel like an emasculated little boy in no time.

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Comic knowledge. The girls at Comic Con are not being dragged there. They have serious knowledge of the industry. If one of these hot ladies decides to outdo you when it comes to your favorite comic book characters, you will be instantly emasculated, especially if all your friends hear.

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Lack of interest. Let’s face it. Girls don’t go to Comic Con to see you. They want the experience, the celebrities and the fun of the event. If you start trying to hit on them, you might just be brushed aside. Be prepared for that if you decide to try out a pick-up line.


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