In life, as in M. Night Shyamalan films, it is important to pay attention to signs. Not only do they get you where you need to go, but they also have the potential to save you from either being an overeager jackass or missing out on an opportunity for some serious booty. (This booty doesn’t kid around.) As you attempt to suss out a girl’s true intentions, know that while any of the following could be a green light, more than three in one night is pretty much an iron-clad guarantee of good things to come (ed. note: pun intended?).








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