I would love to get some of the year’s best sound bites from financial news coverage and remix them into the ultimate economic downturn mash-up. I’d get Jim Cramer screaming "They know nothing" with Liz Claman dissin’ CNBC in the chorus. Throw in Larry Kudlow’s horribly grating tone with Neil Cavuto attempting to sound calm. Maybe I’d even give some props to Peter Schiff for being such a good predictor.

Don’t worry, the music video will have all the hot on-screen visuals of ‘the year in biz babes‘.

Until this track drops, here is something to hold you over in the mean time. From The Big Money, an homage to the year when ‘volatility’, ‘liquidity’, ‘recession’, and ‘Dow’ became part of the general vernacular: