This A + R exclusive, acrylic deer mount comes from designer Tristan Zimmerman who has taken it upon himself to offer those of us without the wherewithal to slay and mount a beast another option.

Cheekily dubbed “plastidermy,” the acrylic trophy deer head simultaneously declares your masculinity, decries hunting as barbaric, and acts as a hat rack. Versatility is surely its greatest virtue.

It is somewhat pricey at $485, but if you want taxidermy, it’s going to cost you. Of course, there are always plenty of other options if you’re looking for something a little more opaque to unsettle your guests with. [Buy it]