There are few things as satisfying as a beer so cold that it’s partially frozen after a bike ride so long that you’re partially catatonic.  This opener can be stowed in a saddle pack or Camelback under the guise of a somewhat-necessary mechanic’s tool rather than a completely-necessary tool of refreshment. 

The openers come in 5 different designer colors so that you can match them to your Sector 9 custom rims, your sweet flame jersey, or ostentatious-yet-functional Rudy Project shades. They’re crafted of anodized aluminum which is stiff enough and lightweight enough that your mountain bike is likely made out of it.  Made in the U.S.A., these openers cost $12. [Buy it]