From Mr. Joke aka Rusty
PUB HUMOUR
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over
the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
#######: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he
walks up to
the bar and beckons to one of the three
exceptionally attractive women
serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I
help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the
one who
gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “I am.”
The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a
cheeseburger.”
