From Mr. Joke aka Rusty

PUB HUMOUR

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over
the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

#######: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he
walks up to
the bar and beckons to one of the three
exceptionally attractive women
serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I
help you?”

“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the
one who
gives the hand-jobs?”

“Yes”, she purrs, “I am.”

The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a
cheeseburger.”

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