Archives for November 2006

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Man Sells Everything and Bets It All

Man sells everything he has, goes to Vegas and puts in all on one bet at the roulette table. Double or nothing for everything he has. Watch and see what happens

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The Girls of Digg

I was going through an article from Kevin Rose and noticed his top friends list. I don't know if Kevin is drawn to the girls or the girls are drawn to him, but there are quite a few cute girls on his friends list. On that note, I decided to do a bit of homework and come up with the first annual Girls of Digg. These are the hottest girls on Digg. I am sure I missed a few since there are 250,000 use …

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Back to Work Except for Me

The bigger your head the smarter you'll be. Proven. And I'm not talking about Howard Why I hate vegetarians I am opening a Gold Farm. One for the Boys (maybe some girls) Hot Waitresses Know your states? I don't think you do. Try the game Cal talks about a new show about traders on HBO Not Safe For Work: Naked Cooking Every day I hit the next blog button on blogger. Here's tod …

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One for the Wife

A blind guy feels his way into a bar unaware that it is a lesbian bar. He sits on a stall and orders his beer, and then says "Anybody want to hear a good blonde joke?" The barmaid replied. "You are obviously blind so you better know, I'm blonde six foot three and I'm a judo champion, the bouncer is a blonde too, she is six foot three and 280lbs, and is a karate champion, sitting directly behind yo …

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2nd Funniest Joke of the Day

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'sh …

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Funniest Joke of the Day

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After …

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Sean Connery Turns Down $435 Million For Gandolf Role

SEAN Connery turned down the largest paycheck in cinema history when he refused an offer to play Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, it has emerged.If the actor had put on the long white beard and clasped the wizard's staff as the hero of Middle Earth he would have earned as much as £225 million.Peter Jackson, the director of the fantasy trilogy, has revealed that New Line Cinema, the pro …

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Not That Theres Anything Wrong With It

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons."My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!""My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!""My son," said th …

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Currency Joke

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me…The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated…He asked the teller, “Why it change? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen ~ today I get hunat eighty? Why it cha …

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WallstreetFighters Daily Links

High School boys are nailing everything. I couldn't even get a kiss. Very interesting site. Guy shows us what you can make with everyday items. I just thought it looked cool but this car is handy when you need to put on your makeup as well. More photos Drink a beer and then make Art. Tastes like a Grape looks like an Apple. Introducing Grapples Pirahna's Top Ten Financial Blogs G …

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A Letter From School

Dear Mother and Dad,It has been nearly three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing, and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now; but, before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are sitting down. Okay.Well, then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the co …

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Speeding Joke

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer The car is stolen?Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when …

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Pandas Watching Porn Causes Baby Boom

EIJING, Nov. 23 (Xinhuanet) -- Picture this: pandas watching porn to procreate. "It works," enthuses Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert, about showing uninitiated males DVDs of fellow pandas mating. It's taken years of worldwide research and now scientists say they have unleashed a baby boom among one of the world's most beloved but endangered animals, China's giant panda. A bit of pan …

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If You Trade Today You Are Addicted

If you trade on a day like today you are truly addicted to trading. The only reason to do any trading is to close up or adjust some positions. The Friday after Thanksgiving is the worst trading day of the year. Low vol and low volume always leads to low profits today. If you really need the fix go ahead but don't say I didn't warn you.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Here in Kona Hawaii enjoying Thanksgiving the way it was meant to be.....at the beach. Love to my family and friends.

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Picks to Clicks

Same actor, different roles. Funny Photoshops. The 10 Greatest Punches 10 Secrets to Better Memory Use. Will make you smarter Yahoo is made of peanut butter I thought I was crazy but I think the Trading Goddess has me beat. A lot of Red Bull being consumed over there. Speaking of extremely hot women. All I can say is WOW. Take a look at some domain name sales. Pretty good. A wor …

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Number One Joke in USA

According to someoneA man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You tru …

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WTF Michael?

I admit I owned Thriller. I liked some of the songs. If I had known the music came from this I would have spent more time listening to Loverboy.

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Top Joke in the UK

According to to same person. I still laugh at this one every timeA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, …

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Trading Quotes

as compiled by Trading QuotesTrue dat...Virtually every successful trader I know ultimately ended up with a trading style suited to his personality.Randy McKayDon't do anything until you know what you are doing.Jimmy RogersAs investors, we deceive ourselves a thousand different ways, both small and large. We attribute gains to acumen when they are the product of luck, and attribute losses to ill f …

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10 Ways to Make the New Dollar Coin Stick Around

The U.S. Mint recently announced they were going to try and yet again introduce a new $1 coin. We all remember the Sacagawea and the Susan B. Anthony coins. You remember the Susan B., the one that you accidentally gave away as a quarter every time. How about the the Sac? You know the coin that has been sitting in your coin jar for 3 years. I also like to play the game, "Who do I pawn this thing of …

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Incredible Painted Hands

You've hear of body painting, well here is hand paiting. The following are all real hands painted by artist Guido Daniele.  

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Michael Richards Racist Pig Video

Don't get me wrong I despise many people but I don't classify them by race or religion. I let people prove they are idiots on an individual level. I love Kramer but I could care less is Michael Richards ever works again. He evidently has mental problems combined with a pinch of hate. Here's the video

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Helping the Hungry Joke

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, …

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