Archives for January 2007

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Rustys Daily Joke

Rusty sends me almost every joke I get so each one I get I'll make sure you know it's from him. He always has the best jokes and plenty of them.Vegas HookerA guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually ...

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Wallstrip Chat: Roger Ehrenberg and Monitor 110

You've probably already read about Roger's market changing "information arbitrage" system that he'll be unveiling today. I go to his website every so often and he seems to be a pretty nice guy on top of the intelligence that is very easily seen in the Wallstrip clip. He's also an investor over t ...

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41 Things That Have Changed Since The Bears Last Won the SuperBowl

In honor of the Chicago Bears going to Super Bowl 41. Here are 41 thingsthat have changed from the last time the Chicago Bears played in the SuperBowl (which was Super Bowl 20 in 1986):1. Brian Urlacher was in 2nd grade. Rex Grossman was in kindergarten.2. Peyton Manning was 10 years old. Eli Mannin ...

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Wallstrip: Jack in the Box (My first parody)

I like this episode more than any other. I am a bit biased because I came up with skit and also was able to help a bit with the writing. Of course the original is from SNL but during the Dick in the Box my daughter didn't need to hear the "dick" part so I threw in Jack instead. It just so happene ...

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Maria Bartiromo: The Free Money Honey

Maria Bartiromo loves her nickname the "Money Honey" so much she is has trademarked the name. According to the New York Post "Bartiromo, meanwhile, wants to take her "Money Honey" nickname to the bank. She's trying to trademark her pet name for potential uses ranging from stuffed animals to colorin ...

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Daily Joke

Sorry for the all caps but I didn't feel like a re-typeA RUSSIAN AND A REDNECK WRESTLER WERE SET TO SQUAREOFF FOR THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL.BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, THE REDNECK WRESTLER'S TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "NOW, DON'T FORGET ALL THE RESEARCH WE'VE DONEON THIS RUSSIAN. HE'S NEVER LOST A MATCH ...

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Time Lapse of a Tomato

How in the world could this be funny? The video itself is not that funny but after you watch it go to the comments here over at digg. I got a kick out of the kids over there on this one.

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Another Daily Joke

From Mr. Joke aka RustyPUB HUMOURA guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50#######: $10.00Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, hewalks up tothe bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive womenservi ...

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Answers

ANSWERS1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?BOTTOM2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)503. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?RIGHT4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, ...

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My First Ultra Marathon

Well I finished my first ultra marathon this weekend. I think it went especially well considering I didn't train for it nor did I taper the week before. The time was horrible but it was 28.38 miles over snowy, icy, and at times, hilly, windy terrain. I finished in 5 hrs 13 minutes but stopped, c ...

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Signs You Might Have Been Busted Cheating

The Garage Sale Posters on every corner are now covered with this Your briefcase has been filled with the "horses head of the 2000's" dirty diapers. The local McDonalds billboard has been replaced by a personal memo You get this letter Your car gets "pimped" fatal attra ...

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Guess Who Wrote this Poem?

The damage here along the gulf coast is catastrophic.There's a frantic effort under way tonight to findsurvivors.There are an uncounted number of the dead tonight...People are being forced to live like animals...We are desperate...No one says the federal government is doing a good job..And hundreds ...

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Joke of the Day

A lady who was pregnant with triplets was working at the bank when a robber came in and held the place up. As instructions were give out, she pressed the silent alarm. The thief, witnessing the woman pressing the button, proceeded to shoot her in the stomach 3 times before leaving. The woman was ...

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Top 5 Signs Your Political Campaign is In Trouble

Taken from Topfive.comThe Top 5 Signs Your Political Campaign Is in Big Trouble A "60 Minutes" film crew is at your door with your wife, two mistresses, a call girl from Vegas, Jeff Gannon and Enrique, the pool boy. FedEx just handed you an envelope from Karl Rove marked, "Do not bend. Con ...

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Going for 28 Miles on Saturday

I'm pretty sure most of you don't care but I'm going to tell you anyway. After talking to Brian on the phone the other day I realized I need to add swimming to my routine. I am not a strong swimmer and if I want to eventually do an Ironman I better hit the pool a couple times a week. I picked a bad ...

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1972 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS

What a stunning car. There's one for sale on ebay for $149,000. I think this car could be worth 250K in a few years. The late 60's early 70's cars are hot right now. Here are some photos from the auction.

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Joke of the Day

(via Rusty)A man was at the country club...For his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just b ...

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Celebrity Toilets

Some pretty interesting urinals here. I'll guess what celebrity they belong to. Martha Stewart David Beckham Tommy Lee (of course he can stand two feet away) Bill Clinton The Pope's Hugh Hefner (What happens in the grotto) Jenna Jameson (of course she ...

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The Gorillamask effect? Could A “MonkeyPunch” Have the Same Effect as Digg

You've seen it a million times. The effect of Digg or Reddit on a site but what you don't see all that often is the results of one article being on some of the top humor sites and digg and comparing the hits that result from each. Digg certainly has the most response but many of the other sites have ...

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Wallstrip: Airplane Stocks

We're lucky Lindsay made it through this interview. It sounds like the plane she rode in forgot to go through it's checklist. A bit rough sounding. I was really hoping to see the cameras move to the back seat and see the caddy from yesterday's episode dressed in a flight attendant outfit and serv ...

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Wallstreet Bull Doesnt Have it All Bad

The Wallstreet Bull Gets Vacation just like the rest of it. I found some pictures of how he spends his free time and it doesn't look all that bad.

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My Momma Would be Ashamed

I had a little episode that was a bit embarrassing the other day. Optionsxpress, who is my favorite broker and the one I personally use, bought a "hive" at blogads. I have been put in the hive of stock market bloggers. I really don't fit in that category but as random as I am, I really don't fit i ...

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