Archives for March 2008

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Why I’m Glad I’m Not a Girl

I love women. As Chris Rock said, my Mom's a woman but I sure am glad I don't have to live as one. Here are a few reasons why1. I don't have to buy new clothes to go to the doctor. I might watch what underwear I wear for a physical but that's about it. My wife said she was going to buy some clo ...

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CNBC Losing Its Edge?

In the 90's CNBC was this shit. They could move the markets. There wasn't a TV on during the day that didn't have it on. It looks like they're losing their lustre. Here's a little diddy I was sentWith economy as volatile as it’s been in the last couple of weeks, CNBC’s ratings are ...

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Why Is The Dollar So Low?

A reader asked a great question. "Why is the dollar so low" He said people are blaming it on the war in Iraq. He knows that isn't the truth but was curious what is. I was going to type out an answer but I found someone else that stated it as well as I couldAnalysts point to three main factors we ...

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The Ovarian Delight

Note to self: Make sure to force the gonads back into the pelvic area to cause the greatest pain.

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Online Ad Clicks Dropping Hard

As a publisher of many sites and a friend of many other publishers I can 100% prove that clicks on Google ads are way down the last two months. Parked websites that rely on clicks, are taking a hit as well. To further document the stagnant trend, this article came out today Data from c ...

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Seeking Alpha Is Not All That

I enjoy Seeking Alpha, it's a decent site. They seem to think they have something special but they don't. It's merely an accumulation of writers looking for publicity for their own sites. Every writer would jump ship if a site popped up that could give them more publicity for their own personal ...

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Hillary Scares Me More Than A Hairless Monkey

And I'm frickin terrified of hairless monkeys. What scares me lately is the way she will say anything and I mean anything, to try and get votes. Her speeches and press releases are like Law and Order SVU, made to match the headlines. Here's her latest Last week, Clinton released plans for a $30 bil ...

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Tax Time Is Easy for the Organized

Traders flat out hate tax time. Successful traders, somehow I am lumped in this group, have a few obstacles to face during the year. One, the wash rule, and two, quarterly taxes. If you play around with either of these, the tax man will cometh.Option trading is NOT reported to the government by y ...

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I’ve Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Chick but I’ve Woken Up With A Few

Sometimes I drink too much. I do it because it helps me meet girls. Inevitably though, something always goes wrong. I was having a great time with these older ladies but as usual, the ugly one can't hold her liquor It turns out that the issue of the school girls you met at the party being u ...

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A Talk With Ford Motor CEO Alan Mulally

courtesy of Fox Business.comFORD MOTOR COMPANY CEO ALAN MULALLY TALKS WITH FOX BUSINESS NETWORK’S LIZ CLAMAN ABOUT TALKS TO SELL LAND ROVER, JAGUAR AND PLANS TO HOLD ONTO VOLVOOn ongoing job cuts at Ford Motor Company“ will depend on where we take production and that gets into what we t ...

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More Proof That Money & Power = Tail

Don't worry about your hair. Don't worry about your gut. Get out there and make some cash. With enough power and money you can get a super hot wife or girlfriend. Sure it may be superficial but do you really care? Look at Fred Thompson. Do you think he really care if he's President? Nah. He is makin ...

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Ouch. Joe Lewis Lost $1.1 Billion On Bear Sterns

Damn. Everyone takes a loss here and there but I guarantee there aren't many people that have taken a loss that Joe Lewis took Monday. Here are the details.Joseph Lewis, the billionaire investor who bought 9.4 percent of Bear Stearns Cos. last year, lost $1.13 billion on his stake after the firm a ...

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Let Them Eat Cake

In celebration of The Biggest Loser and the people that exercise and eat healthy, I present these great pics. I'm probably going to hell for posting them but I need the training for the heat after my Chicago Marathon meltdown last year.

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Did You Catch This Song From August Rush?

If I had a few million dollars I would buy this script and have an instant hit musical on Broadway. I guarantee a musical in the next few years based on this movie. Take a look at this video and check out the first guy Charlie Mack and the little girl. Incredible talents.

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Top 10 Signs Bears Sterns Was Going Under

10. Someone from the options trading desk at Bear Sterns called the pit last week and asked if they could open the $2 puts. 9. The prospectus they sent you had blood stains on it. 8. When you call customer service it says. "For Hedge Fund Press 1" "For Hot Singles Press 2" 7. You heard abou ...

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Elliot Spitzer is a Hypocrite and So Are You

We all got to enjoy the hours and hours of Spitzer, his wife, and his hooker plastered all over this week's television. With the photos came the endless debate of the importance of his actions on his ability to perform his duties of public office. I will use this platform to chime in. Everyone is a ...

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Stress Test

Had a tough day trading? Use this stress test to determine if it's time to shut er down. This is a photo of two identical dolphins. As you become more stressed out, one of the dolphins starts to take on subtle differences. The more stress the more differences you'll notice.

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$2 A Share for Bear Stearns?

Things are about to get real, real, ugly. There is a bunch of info we don't know about for this sale of BS to J.P. Morgan to be legit. That's 4% of what it was Thursday (it tumbled 47% of course, on Friday). This should be fun to watch. Unless you own stocks

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I Hope This Catches On

This caught on in Japan and I'm hoping they catch on here. These skirts give the appearance of see thru but are just prints. Real or not real, I like.

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Want Some Pub?

You guys know I put up links every day. I am always looking for new sites about money so if you think you have a site I should take a look at then drop me a line. If they're creative and different I'll link to them over the next week. Just a reminder if you put a link in a comment I won't post it ...

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5 Simple Steps to Building A Business or a Website

I have the good fortune of running and developing both brick and mortar business and internet ventures on a daily basis. Despite the missteps, which are certainly going to happen, I have been able to successfully build a revenue generating entities on these 5 concepts1. Sell something you love.If ...

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Pessimist vs. Optimist

An optimist just smiles and thinks of the possibilities. A pessimist says she's twice as likely to have breast cancer.

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Fed Announces 8 Other Things They Are Going to Bail Out

Since the Fed is going around bailing everything I figured they might as well go out and throw a few billion at these things1. Boxing. A few hundred million to train some fighters that people actually care to watch or bribe some MMA guys to come over. UFC is four hundred times better.2. Britney Sp ...

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The 1897 SkyMall Catalog

When the 3 day, 50 mile, stagecoach ride got a boring there was always the 1897 Skymall catalog in the back of the seat to help pass the time. Here are some "must have" gadgets of 1897. The only downside was the 3 to 4 month delivery time A hundred years later and I'm still looking for something ...

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