Archives for August 2009

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Shirts That Speak Your Mind

Be one of the first to sport this new line of shirts from Fluent Apparel. Designer Matt Convente, who decided to put his inner-most thoughts onto posters for a senior project in college, has now put them on t-shirts.Oddly enough, you might find that a lot of his thoughts are ones you’ve had yourself. You’ve heard about wearing your heart on your sleeve? Now, wear it right smack on the ...

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Why Are The Kardashians Famous

Even if you’re a certified pop culture junkie, you may find yourself asking why are the Kardashians famous. Oddly enough, there’s no short answer to this question. The younger Kardashians seem to fall under the quintessential “famous for being famous” category, but if you examine their pedigree in detail, their notoriety stems from some unlikely sources. Robert Kardashian. Whether you love or h ...

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DJ AM Found Dead

Celebrity news hub, TMZ, reports that DJ AM was found dead in his residence today at 5:20 after friends went looking for him. They hadn’t heard from him in several days, and upon entering the apartment, found drug paraphernalia.   DJ AM, real name Adam Goldstein, was 36 years old and was known as a celebrity DJ, former paramour to Nicole Richie, and most ironically, survivor o ...

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Looking Good In The Rain

Every once in a while. And when it rains, it pours. It’s a bummer. But besides ending softball games and weekend barbecues, rain has the distinct honor of being able to ruin the sweetest of jackets and the most time-consuming of coifs, rendering you, the unlucky sap who got stuck in the downpour, helpless against looking like a hobo who just woke up in an irrigation ditch. Make today’s thunderstor ...

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Angry Green Bikini Carwash

Angry Green Girl is “shamelessly exploiting everything got to save our world!” Awesome. It might work, too, because she is a stone cold babe. The way she's doing it for now, though, is by holding a free, environmentally-sound, bikini carwash that only hybrid cars can use. While we don’t drive hybrids because they are fiscally unsound, environmentally dangerous, and kinda wussy, we gladly support ...

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Watch, Videos

So, there’s an awesome fight about to go down at the bar you’re in. You’re pretty sure this dude’s going to get knocked the ef out and this would go perfectly on Break.com’s main page.However, a camera in either of those guys’ faces might result in them joining forces in the joint kicking of your ass. What do you do? There is an answer to this conundrum: the Spy ...

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Kimberly Wyatt

Kimberly Wyatt shows off her not-so-understated style at the '09 MOBO Awards.

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Hot for Teacher

Act Like Ya Been There, Kid While it’s true that your teacher wouldn’t be looking for paramours on the other side of the lecturn if she was into a more mature man, you also don’t want to come off as sophomoric.   You should act like you’ve at least kissed a girl, maybe copped a feel, maybe had a couple threesomes. She doesn’t want to have sex with a kid. She wants to have sex with a capable young ...

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Robocop Riding A Unicorn

“Is that Robocop riding a unicorn,” you may be asking yourself right about now. Affirmative, citizen. It is none other than officer Alex Murphy riding an unnamed steed of magic in order to dispense steely, rainbow-colored justice to the cyberpunk elves of tomorrowland.  So. Awesome.  Buy the print from genius artist Tim Doyle, but hurry as there are ...

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AnnaLynne McCord

AnnaLynne McCord pushes her way up to the front of the Nylon red carpet.

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Mid-90s iPhone

It’s pretty cool when new technology can pay homage to its predecessors. Nostalgia seems increasingly important to our generation, and here to help remind you where you came from is infectious.com’s retro vinyl skins.These skins are applicable to iPhones, iPods, and laptops alike, and infectious has recruited artists from around the world to submit artwork for the skins. They’re ...

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Ludicrous Ed Hardy Products

Ed Hardy doesn’t run Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy is a tattoo artists that doesn’t tattoo living in San Francisco. Christian Audigier owns the rights to Hardy’s imagery and whores them out on the Ed Hardy clothing (and whatever) line. He did the same thing with Von Dutch. He took a motorcycle brand, stole it from motorcyclists, and gave it to horrible guys and girls like this. Basically just the worst kind ...

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The Dos And Donts Of The E-Lationship

By: Jenny Foughner Doing the long-distance thing used to be mad difficult. Even as recently as the mid-20th century, women used to have to get pregnant just to have something to remind them of husbands who had gone off to fight the good fight overseas, while the menfolk were left with naught but faded photos and moonshine-soaked memories to remind them of the female companionship they so desper ...

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Papercraft AK Is Deadly Cool

This thing must issue one hell of a papercut. Designer Martin Postler is, apparently, a lover not a fighter because he built his AK-47 – one of the most overrated firearms in the world – out of paper, not death. In so doing, he has “highlighted the darker aspects of its design,” like how it was used by rogue Ethiopians to terrorize South Dakota recently. You can make your very own loud, harmles ...

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What A Forked Up Kitchen Gadget

The forkedUP wall tile is all about taking your inner anger, imagining it on the wall, stabbing the living hell out of it, and keeping a tidy kitchen space at the same time. It’s a white laminate plywood tile that has niches carved into it that you can wedge your utensils into giving the appearance that you used your formidable knife throwing skills to hurl the same thing you use to eat mac n c ...

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What She Means When She Says, “Wait”

Waiting on a woman’s word is an exercise in patience. This is something we might have learned at 15 when the blouse was a constant ‘no reach zone’ and the chances of persuading her otherwise were even slimmer. Back then, we might have thought things would someday change to forever suit our favor, but 15-year-old girls seem simply to grow into women who still withhold their vital (and larger) offer ...

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Slide To Unlock

Get out your credit cards. We've got the perfect, no-brainer gift for your special lady (and kind of for you). The iPanties combine your two favorite things: technology and  lingerie, without embarrassing trips to the emergency room.Anyone who has an iPhone knows how they’re greeted with a “Slide to Unlock” screen when they go to activate the device. Imagine that same sexy m ...

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The Shoes A Man Must Own

If you subscribe to popular lore, then you know that the first thing women notice about you is your kicks. Truth? Possibly, but regardless, shoes make the man, and if you want to get to know that man, then you must walk a mile in his shoes. While you used to be able to get away with wearing your Air Jordan’s everywhere from the gym to your cousin’s bar mitzvah, times have changed, and it’s time to ...

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The Snuggie Sutra

Ancient Indian sages composed the Kama Sutra and it is supposedly what spilled forth from the mouth of Nandi, the sacred bull, Shiva’s doorkeeper, when he overheard the frenzied and nuclear lovemaking of the gods.  It is a book about how to screw based on how immortals screw.  Awesome.  The Snuggiesutra is kind of like that but with a Snuggie. If you don’t know what a S ...

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Diamond Plated Kegerator Cum Flatscreen

When you look like the toolbox for a Budweiser commercial, you don’t really need a flashy name. This diamond plated kegerator with a built-in flat screen is called the Diamond Plate Kegerator Cabinet. You’ve got to appreciate the word economy if nothing else. This cabinet of party-throwing hardware is made of powdercoated steel and aluminum with 6' phenolic casters welded to the base rated over ...

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Laila Rouass

Laila Rouass lets us take a peek at what she's like between the sheets.

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Read Between the Lines

Tired of all those shirts with just numbers on them? You’re #87, huh? What team do you play for again? The American Eagles? Oh, yeah, you guys beat the GAP and went on to lose to the Aeropostales in three, right? Tough luck.How about a shirt that’s different? A shirt that shows you’re not just a number or a joke. Graphic designer Stijn van der Pol’s new line of &l ...

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10 Marvelous Makeout Movies

Life is all about small pleasures – one-dollar beer night at your local beverage den, finding candy in the couch, remembering the lyrics to the song you’ve been singing in your head for the past three weeks – so sometimes it’s just nice to get back to basics with an old-fashioned, pubescent makeoutfest. Sure, you can do the nasty twelve ways from Sunday, but remember the bu ...

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Bill Murray Illustrated

To honor the many, evolving faces of Bill Murray, Tim Doyle has illustrated and printed this 6-panel piece of 6”x 6” vinyl stickers fearturing the comedian turned dramatist in his various plumages. It’s hard for us to dismiss Murray entirely for his lackluster, yawningly understated twilight years. There’s really only two reasons to embrace them: 1. You are unfamiliar with ...

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TV Easel Yields Pixelated Art

The TV Easel takes traditional entertainment stands, scoffs at them, and then goes and has an affair with their girlfriends under the guise of artistic inspioration. What were they supposed to do? She is their muse. The TV Easel is like a normal easel for paintings, but instead of learning to paint, buying paint, going to art school, dropping out of art school, and then actually painting, you c ...

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Do-It-Yourself Love Song

It has been well catalogued in these annals that women go gaga over a good love song. In a pinch, even a bad love song will do the trick; it seems that the art of crafting a semi-cohesive, somewhat sing-able song embodies “it’s the thought that counts”. With such a low bar for quality and such a high rate of return, the love song is the gift every guy should give at least once in ...

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Mug Shots

 If you’re going to put something in your mouth and pull the trigger, it should probably be one of these. The Trigger Mugs are for those Second Amendment enthusiast who just can’t take his fingers off the trigger.Or just for somebody looking for a little something different in their coffee cup, such as the illusion of holding a lethal weapon. You start drinking out of one of these ...

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Best Albums Of 09 – So Far

The year of our lord 2009 might not be over yet, but nevertheless, we couldn’t fight the urge to huddle around our server, toss back a few cold ones and argue passionately about the best new releases of that past 8.72 months. Here are the results – in no particular order, because no one could agree – so you can pretend you were there, too. It’s … almost like we’re friends. Weird. Grizzly Bear ...

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