Archives for September 2009

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Cleo Sexy Swimwear

A model showcases a design on the catwalk during the Cleo Sexy Swim Parade.

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That’s The Ticket

There’s not a lot of things in the world more infuriating than walking in a parking lot and finding your car A) blocked in, B) so close to another car only T-1000 from Terminator 2 could slip in, or C) not there.We can’t help with the last one. But the other two now have a solution that ...

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Where Are You Big?

The curiously-named Ex-Boyfriend site of t-shirts is a counter-intuitively unisex collection of graphic t-shirts.  Though it’s in the same vein as Threadless, Snorg, and the 203,494 other t-shirts sites on the internet machine, there were two (read: 4) shirts we thought warranted special mention. ...

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You’re Talking With Your Hands

Women possess different fetishes, ranging from leather to less fun, and different types of men, ranging from full figured to ridiculously fit, but one universal factor in their search for a partner is the prevalent awareness of masculine hands. Crazy as it may sound, women don’t consider these ...

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Gas Powered 2 Stroke Blender

Does it count as road head if you make a sex on the beach with this? This 2 stroke, 43cc engine is the same engine that is used to drill post holes for road signs, fences, and even earthquake earth augers. Now, you can use it to make some super smooth pina coladas. The On The Edge Powered party B ...

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Witness Protection: A Transitional Guide

While faking your own death is purposefully getting away from the people in your miserable life, going into witness protection is a more of a forced situation. Well, forced if you call the alternative being rubbed out by a Mafia hitman. While the prospect of receiving a new identity, back story ...

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Macroblogging for Men

If you’ve spent more time trying to edit down that 140-character tweet than you’ve spent writing eight- page term papers, maybe Twitter isn’t the best way for you to get your thoughts out there.You prefer to use “you” instead of “u”, “too” instea ...

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3 Key Ingredients for Bachelor Pads

We consulted CEO of August Black and interior design guru, Taylor Spellman to find out what the barebones ingredients are to the perfect bachelor pad. Surely, there are endless combinations and personal permutations to these key ingredients – there’s plenty of desirables left out – but you can’t hav ...

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8 Native Hotties

You may only go abroad/south of the border/to Nebraska once every three years, but when you do, why not focus on the places to bag a native with extremely loose morals? We know the old US of A is probably the sluttiest of all countries on earth, but damn, if it isn’t more fun to ply your groin trade ...

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Feel the Music

After a hard day at work, all you want to do is kick your heels up, throw on some soothing tunes, and relax. And your lady friend’s inability to suck it up and rub you down is severely hindering the realization of this dream.Well, who needs her? You sure won’t when you have the Music Cho ...

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Sex Styles of the Rich and Famous

Fetishes might be too naughty a term. “Romance preferences” might be a better choice. And the rich folk of the world get to indulge. Sure, we’ve all dreamed about having deep pockets and piles of cash – because it means access to “gettin’ it on like a millionaire.” But we also live in the real world ...

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Worlds Hottest Heiresses

Everyone wants to live the American Dream.  We want to get a good job, find a super-hot woman who we fall madly in love with, settle down and start a family, and then find out that our babe-of-a-wife is set to inherit a fortune, and that we can quit our crappy "good job" and spend the rest of our li ...

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Cut Through Darkness

If MacGyver had one of these guys, the show would have been a lot less interesting. The Cicada LED Knife is everything you’ll need in a sticky situation… and it fits in the palm of your hand.The Cicada (which thankfully does not make that annoying noise like its insect namesake) comes e ...

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Best Damn Webcomics

We stopped subscribing to the daily paper a few years ago, and without that, the days of Sunday morning comic strips have shriveled away. Although, after Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes were discontinued, it wasn’t really something to lament.  ANYway, the internet machine stepped in to fill the niche ...

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Hipster Or Your Mom?

Hopefully the answer to, “Is that a hipster or your mom,” is not hipster because, as it’s been documented, we just really hate hipsters around these parts. To help you delve deeper into that question, though, is the new site My Parents Were Awesome. Because, you know, now your parents are total s ...

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Stupid-Hot Chicks Science Experiment

In a study published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology (our bathroom reading), the cognitive function of men was measured on a base line, and then again when they were talking to foxy broads. Guess when they sounded smarter. Think they upped their game?Quite the opposite. As so ...

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Big Kids’ Halloween

Let’s be honest - Halloween’s fun, but, secretly, we feel it’ll never be as fun as it was when we were allowed to Trick or Treat. Sometime around thirteen (give or take a year depending on personalized puberty), we were shunned from these houses of shimmering lights, our opportunit ...

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Live Action Duck Hunt

You thought shooting those ducks on your TV screen were hard? They were confined to flying around in a 47” screen. If you want a real challenge, then you need to get yourself Live Action Duck Hunt.Just pick up your gun, charge the duck on it for ten seconds, then send it off. The duck actually ...

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Is Your Girlfriend Sugar Mama-terial?

By: Jenny FoughnerI have a hunch. Correct me if I’m wrong (well, don’t, actually… keep it to yourself, but feel free to gloat quietly at having bested me just this once), but I’m thinking that this whole “squaw makes sandwiches while waiting for Big Man to bring home m ...

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Save The Boobs Girl: Revealed

Aliya-Jasmine Sovani is the well-endowed woman that blew up all over Break.com’s homepage (and everywhere else online) with her eye-poppingly heartwarming Save The Boobs public service announcement. What you may not know, though, is that she also wrote and co-directed it. If you haven&rsq ...

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Be Her Romantic Lead

In order to sleep with an actress, you’ll have to think like an actor. Impossible as this may sound, you’re in luck. Of all stereotypes, the traditional cliches concerning actresses are very often (at least partially) true, and therefore uncover a yellow brick road that leads straight to the bedroom ...

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Great Alaska Beer Train

Right off the bat with a title like Great Alaskan Beer Train, you’ve got to be thinking we’re going to tell you about a sort of adult-oriented “Homeward Bound;” something with all the heart but none of the restrictions on curse words that the Disney film had. Correct, si ...

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Glow For It

Don’t be a chump that rolls over and passes out; gear up for round two.  The afterglow massage kit is an investment in future after glows. Rub your woman down, and she'll certainly be happy to return the favor.JimmyJane now has a solution to the afterglow massage that keeps any feminine o ...

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Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller sells the little blue dress.

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The Puma Index Offers Consolation

Times are tough for everybody. But there are certain pleasures that no financial straights can strip from us. That’s where the Puma Index comes in. Brought to you buy Puma brand bodywear, it’s an actual, real-time stock ticker with one caveat: as the stocks drop, so do the ...

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Halloweens Most Hauntacular Monsters

Halloween is approaching and the kiddies are already telling their ghost stories – or at least Macy’s is already displaying Halloween-themed items. And who doesn’t love a good scare? We’ve all laughed at the Mummy yarns and gave a wink, wink – nod, nod while telling about the man with the golden arm ...

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Mind Boggling New Bike Design

At the Institute of Design in Lahti, Finland, Olli Erkkila forged a whole new way of looking at bicycle design: without a front fork. Technically, it does have a front fork, it just runs the front fork all the way back and through the downtube then loops it elegantly waaaaay out front to the chopper ...

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First Class Never Looked So Good

There’s little worse than getting stuck behind a snooty yuppie with a sense of seat-leaning-back entitlement. Seriously. We honestly can’t think of that many things that make us more incensed. Maybe undercooked fish or being mugged. There’s not much. That’s why we always fly business or first cla ...

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Signs You’re Severely Overworked

In these troubled times, a man must do everything he can to keep his job lest he end up just another depressing statistic/exemplary member of a vibrant homeless community. Given how high the stakes are (trash as clothing is so 2001), it can be tempting to work your face off an effort to stay at the ...

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Goodbye, Sunlight

 If you’re up on the gaming world, you’ve been counting down to this day for months. Halo 3: ODST, the fourth Halo game by Bungie, is out today for Xbox 360.So call in sick, and notify your girlfriend you‘ll be physically, mentally, and emotionally unavailable for the next few ...

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