Archives for November 2006

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The Girls of Digg

I was going through an article from Kevin Rose and noticed his top friends list. I don't know if Kevin is drawn to the girls or the girls are drawn to him, but there are quite a few cute girls on his friends list. On that note, I decided to do a bit of homework and come up with the first annual Girls of Digg. These are the hottest girls on Digg. I am sure I missed a few since there are 250,000 use …

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2nd Funniest Joke of the Day

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'sh …

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Funniest Joke of the Day

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After …

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A Letter From School

Dear Mother and Dad,It has been nearly three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing, and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now; but, before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are sitting down. Okay.Well, then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the co …

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Speeding Joke

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer The car is stolen?Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when …

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Happy Thanksgiving

Here in Kona Hawaii enjoying Thanksgiving the way it was meant to be.....at the beach. Love to my family and friends.

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Number One Joke in USA

According to someoneA man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You tru …

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WTF Michael?

I admit I owned Thriller. I liked some of the songs. If I had known the music came from this I would have spent more time listening to Loverboy.

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Top Joke in the UK

According to to same person. I still laugh at this one every timeA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, …

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Helping the Hungry Joke

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, …

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Whats Real In Borat

Salon.com did some homework and discusses every scene in the movie and whether or not it was staged and/or what part of it is real. I saw the movie and I'm still laughing and embarassed.

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Our Photoshop X-Ray Winner

He was drunk when he did it but I still found it the funniest x-ray. Guinness lover known as Sean sent in the X-Ray with the whole photoshop box in the bum. $10 goes to Sean and somehow I think that will be going to some Guinness

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LAST CHANCE Photoshop the X-Ray Contest

Last Chance to Enter the Contest. Ends tonight $10 to the winner. Picture to photoshop in the X-Ray story Here's our first entrant from Sean And here is the photo from Suzi And one from Brandon, the old Boot up your BEEP

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Funny Business Joke 3

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, "How long does it take to catch them?" The Greek replied: "Only a little while". The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and …

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Funny Business Joke 2

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expects to do this job since he is blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a g …

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Funny Business Joke 1

A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job." "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen. The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

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We all Need Self Help

I picked up a new advertiser (please check the site out to the left) and it got me thinking. We all could use a good read on self help every once in a while to remind up to be positive again. I used to think there were two kinds of people. Those who needed self help books and those who helped themselves. Not so true anymore. We all need a good read to make us feel good. To make us keep our chins u …

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Funny Business…. Jokes to Start the Day

Move on if you've heard themA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for abo …

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Top Diggs From November 8th 1952

Here are the Top Diggs from this Day in 1952. I didn't even know Digg was around then.DIGGS 5687 New "computer" introduced on $64,0003045 Rumor confirmed. Telephone cable to link US to UK2458 Jacques-Yves Cousteau uses S.C.U.B.A to investigate shipreck.1742 Mr. Potato Head Great Fun but Potato last only 10 days then Rots1543 …

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Whoever Wins it Doesnt Mean a Thing

to the stockmarket. Don't believe the media's hype. Nothing will change. Lance Armstrong has respect for me. He still outran me by 30 minutes but I have run 3 marathons this year to his 1. Pussy I've ruined the ValueblogReview's Myblog community. All my junk are the top stories. Sorry about that. Over 1000 shows free online. I watched a little Band of Brothers I'm in love with The Trad …

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Remember the Good Old Days of Politics?

Remember the old days of politics. The press didn't jump every story like it was the end of the earth and every politician didn't attack each other like they wanted to spit on them. This speech optimizes old politics. Smug and pompous with a bit of humor. I'm not saying I liked Nixon and all the wrong he did just saying I'm sick of Matt Lauer and the modern media. Check out one of the speech …

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The Single Greatest Article of Advice Ever Written

We all know it. It was so good it was made into a song. Revisit the article and read again. I read it more than once a month. What a fantastic article from 1997 written by Mary SchmichAdvice, like youth, probably just wasted on the youngPublished June 1, 1997Inside every adult lurks a graduation speaker dying to get out, some world-weary pundit eager to pontificate on life to young people who' …