Archives for April 2007

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Innocence vs. The Adult Mind

Your child brings home a picture that she is so proud of. Your 5 year old thinks she has drawn the perfect picture of a pair of scissors. The problem? She wants it on the fridge.

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Top 10 Reasons Sanjaya Will Win American Idol

10. Don Imus called him a "mohawk headed ho" so the sympathy vote will explode.9. Because he looks a little Mexican, a little Indian, and a little black he has all the votes from these races who think they are one of their own.8. Most of the voters think he is a hot chick.7. Everyone loves to say "Sanjaya" in a long sexy whisper voice.6. He is the real life "The Mango" and you don't mess with …

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Happy Easter

Spending time with friends and family and not on the internet so see you tomorrow

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Joke: Getting Old

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.""Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!""Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst ag …