Archives for February 2007

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Which Cake Should I Make for My Wife?

My wife's birthday is today and I was looking to make a creative cake to celebrate . I have it narrowed down to these cakes. Take a look at all of them and let me know which one I should make. Some are going to be easier to make than others so make sure you vote in the comments early so I can get to work. I have a feeling some of you don't think have the skills to make some of these and you may be …

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A New Friend

An Irishman is at a bar in New York. He returns from the bathroom and sits next to another bar patron to start up a conversation, and notices the man has a heavy Irish accent."Where ya from?" He asks the man. Dublin. "Well me too!" he replies is his own thick Irish accent."Where'd ya go t' school" he asks the man. Ballee. "Well me too!"They continue on like this and eventually find o …

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A True Football Fan

A young man was watching an Alabama football game. He noticed an empty seat in front of him. It was a better seat than his. At half-time he went down to the empty seat. He asked the old man sitting next to the empty one is it ok if i sit here?No problem, said the old man. It was my wife’s seat, but she’s dead. We’ve been to every home match together for 40 years, and always h …

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The Funniest Pictures on the Net

Can You Find the Mormon? Chinese SuperheroesBeautiful TanSecond Thoughts, Stay Out of The SunNice PackageI knew it was going to be a bad dayKiss a PigFrench Women vs. American WomenA Collection of Funny PhotosWallstreet Bull TeabagGive Me 3 Quarter Pounders, 2 Fries, and a Diet Coke1960's Google QueryNice Bush (NSFW but funny)I Wish These Were Brains Classic: Rapist Search

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I Dont Mind CAPTCHA but…

you better make it so I can frickin read it. Most of you know , but for those of you who don't, CAPTCHA are those curvy little letters or numbers at the bottom of the page that you have to type in to submit or enter things on a given web page. I completely understand the reasoning behind them and I'm not against their use but could Reddit make the thing any harder to read?I am going to lose my e …

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Wave the Towel

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matterwhat the husband does sexually, his wife never achieves orgasm.Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to asktherabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makesthe following suggestion:"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making lovehave the young man wave a towel over y …

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Grandpas Little Secret

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.She looked down, and saw her husband was ho …

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New Rules

I saw this on this forum and thought it was funnyNew Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days - mowing my lawn.New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. Peopl …

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Logger Joke

Another fine joke from RustySorry about the caps. Sent in in caps and I 'm not going to retype itNorwegian loggerA NORWEGIAN DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS CANADA TO SEE THE PACIFIC OCEAN WHENHE GETS TO NANAIMO, HE LIKES THE PLACE SO MUCH THAT HE DECIDES TO STAY.BUT FIRST HE MUST FIND A JOB!!!!HE WALKS INTO THE MACMILLIAN-BLOEDEL OFFICE AND FILLS OUT ANAPPLICATION AS AN EXPERIENCED LOGGER. IT'S HIS LUC …

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Funny Snowman

We've been snowed in two days and The University Illinois canceled classes for the first time in 30 years. With snow in mind I was searching around the net and found this and thought it was pretty funny.

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Dick in a Box Live At Madison Square Garden

I'm not afraid to say I like Justin Timberlake. The reason celebrities like him and Matt Damon are popular is because in addition to talent they have a great sense of humor. Timberlake and Andy Samberg did a live version of D in a B for the fans at Madison Square Garden. I think it caught the crowd a bit off guard with this one. Take a look

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Now THIS is a Blizzard!!!

// You think you know snow? If you're like me, a good 12" snow here in the Midwest shuts us down and leaves us digging out for a few days. Now imagine 10 times that amount with 4 more feet coming and that leaves you with the amazing photos below Most people hate digging out their car. In this snow you have to find it first You hate shoveling the drive? How about shoveling the second story …

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Joke: Grandma and Ginger

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit an …

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Top 10 Signs that Anna Nicole Might Not Be Dead

10. Paris Hilton was heard telling friends that "faking your death" is the new "get out of the car with no panties"9. She had a book entitled "Michael Jackson's Greatest Places to Hide" by her side when they found her.8. Fox just announced a live interview scheduled for next week entitled "If I Died"7. Trimspa just received an anonymous order for 4,000 bottles6. A recent CIA photo showed Osama …

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Daily Joke: Hung Chow

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work. The boss says, You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: Boss, I do what you say and I …

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Daily Joke: Teaching Manners

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause were going down the tracks."The horrified mother went in & tol …

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Anna Nicole (Nichole) Smith Dies

Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel and being being rushed to the hospital, one of her lawyers said. Smith collapsed in her room at the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Fla., and was rushed to a hospital on Thursday. A Hollywood, Fla., fire department spokesman told MSNBC TV that the actress was unresponsive when the rescue unit arrived on the scene and had been i …

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Bud Light Rips Off College Humor

As I said earlier, ads are not going to be able to compete against all the creative and funny stuff that has been put out by the masses. I didn't expect the big companies like Bud Light to outright steal an idea. The Superbowl ad "fist pump" looks shockingly familiar to this ad . See for yourself. It was called "The Whitest Kids You Know" over at College Humor.

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Lisa Nowak The Former Astronaut Just Loved Too Much

Lisa Nowak is crazy. Here's a little more detail about what she did. According to Associated Content "Late Monday Ms. Nowak, who flew to the international space station last year, drove 1000 miles from Houston, Texas, to Orlando International Airport on in Florida disguised in a wig and trench coat. At the airport, Ms. Nowak followed Colleen Shipman, whom she thought a rival for the affectio …

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Nun and Cabbie

One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she would ever have sex. After she had thought about it for a while she said "Well, yeah I would have sex with a man if he had never been married, did not have any kids and went to church every Sunday." So the cab driver said"What do you know, I don't have any kids, never been married and I go to church every Su …