Archives for March 2007

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Is Courtney Love on the Jenna Jameson Diet?

I love a hard fit body as much as the next guy but ladies, you've taken it too far. Courtney Love is always on drugs but crack? If she got this from working out or running I would think it is pretty hot but dieting for this body is plain dangerous. She and Jenna need to go have a good meal at the Ivy.

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Funny Money Daily Links

While I was doing a little research on RSS feeds I came across a list of Feedburners Top 40 RSS feeds. You better be glad this isn't your sister Vida Guerra has on bootylicious backside. (no nudity but boss may not like) In case the market is not treating you well, here is a guide on how to make counterfeit $100 bills Perhaps the best looking girl in commercials right now. The girl fr …

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You Have Any Bread?

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any bread, the bartender yells NO!the duck leaves, the duck walks back in and asks him again do you have any bread, the bartender yells NO againthe duck leaves, comes back and when he opens his mouth, the bartender yells, No we dont have any bread, and we'll never have any bread, and if you ask me again i'll nail your beak to my bar, suddenl …

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Happy Happy Man

Late afternoon in a bar. Three men are sitting at the bar, by themselves. The bartender, bored, decides to strike up a conversation with one of them. "How are things?", he asks the first man, who's looking dejected. "Terrible" is the response. "I feel absolutely terrible. Nothing's going right, my life is waste, I just feel like jumping in front of a train." Taken aback, the bartender tries to …

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16 More Things It Takes Us 50 Years to Learn

1. Gambling is a sure way to lose money. The only way to make money is to work for it or have some to start with.2. Never judge a person by how they dress. Judge them by their hair.3. There is only one way to lose weight. Move more eat less.4. Simply sitting down and having a 20 minute conversation with your child every day is one of the best things you can do for them.5. Most people that say …

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When Did Jenna Jameson Turn Anorexic?

Jenna Jameson is about to die if she doesn't get some help. I am all for proper weight management and do like my women on the busty, skinny side but this is ridiculous. Divorce or not, she needs to eat something. Look at these nasty picturesTHENRIGHT BEFORE HER DEATH(photo from Perez Hilton)(photo from thatotherblog.com)photo from Perez Hilton

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The Dirty Avatar

I wrote a little post a few weeks ago about an avatar drawing attention. I switched my avatar to a a little green monster sticking out his tongue and I can officially say it worked. My community has added 40% more members since changing . Believe it or not I do have limits and passed on the avatar below due to the controversy and image problem it would cause. Putting a hot girl no longer draws att …

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Burn Victim

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed in the emergency room with second-degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.The nurse, rather astounded, said, "Wh …

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A Taster of Strudel

Another fine joke An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dre …

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Amazing Photos of Water Droplets

(source) (Source) Can you imagine how many attempts this took to catch (Source) (Source) (source) (source) (source) (Source) (Source) water droplets, photos, water, reflection, iphoto, photo, d80, nikon, iCamera, iBarbie, amazing, shot, flower

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Top 10 Possible Names For Ann Coulters New Book

10. "The Anals of Liberalism"9. "An Articulate Hot Blonde...It's Me or Nobody"8. "Crossing the Line... The Bill Maher, Ann Coulter Story"7. "Dancing With The Stars, Here I Come"6. "I Feel Bad About My Neck but They're The One Calling For My Head"5. "How to Be So Far Right and Be So Far Wrong"4. "Jumping the Shark: Third Edition"3. "The Secret: How To Be Hated More than Rush Limbaugh With One S …

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Good Music Can Change Your Emotions In An Instant

Everyone likes different types of music. What inspires and moves one person may have zero appeal to the next but we all have one thing in common. Good music changes our emotions instantly. A great song can take us somewhere, put a smile or tears on our face, or cause someone who is usually quiet to sing out loud. It doesn't matter what decade or what style of music, a great song will move. Ev …

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Circle of Flies

Another fine joke from Rusty (I may have to start paying him)A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzi …

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When Insults Had Class

This is an old one that has been passed around but time for a comebackHe has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a re …

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Jennifer Love Hewitts Rack is Back

I have to admit, I missed them. At one time she had the best boobs around. They were the pair of which all things were compared. Then along came Scarlett Johansson and pushed her off the map. Well JLH came storming back at the Academy Awards looking better than ever to reclaim the title. Welcome back Love.

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2 Simple Rules

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an exam …