Archives for August 2009

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Shirts That Speak Your Mind

Be one of the first to sport this new line of shirts from Fluent Apparel. Designer Matt Convente, who decided to put his inner-most thoughts onto posters for a senior project in college, has now put them on t-shirts.Oddly enough, you might find that a lot of his thoughts are ones you’ve had yourself. You’ve heard about wearing your heart on your sleeve? Now, wear it right smack on the …

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Looking Good In The Rain

Every once in a while. And when it rains, it pours. It’s a bummer. But besides ending softball games and weekend barbecues, rain has the distinct honor of being able to ruin the sweetest of jackets and the most time-consuming of coifs, rendering you, the unlucky sap who got stuck in the downpour, helpless against looking like a hobo who just woke up in an irrigation ditch. Make today’s thunderstor …

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Ludicrous Ed Hardy Products

Ed Hardy doesn’t run Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy is a tattoo artists that doesn’t tattoo living in San Francisco. Christian Audigier owns the rights to Hardy’s imagery and whores them out on the Ed Hardy clothing (and whatever) line. He did the same thing with Von Dutch. He took a motorcycle brand, stole it from motorcyclists, and gave it to horrible guys and girls like this. Basically just the worst kind …

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The Shoes A Man Must Own

If you subscribe to popular lore, then you know that the first thing women notice about you is your kicks. Truth? Possibly, but regardless, shoes make the man, and if you want to get to know that man, then you must walk a mile in his shoes. While you used to be able to get away with wearing your Air Jordan’s everywhere from the gym to your cousin’s bar mitzvah, times have changed, and it’s …

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Read Between the Lines

Tired of all those shirts with just numbers on them? You’re #87, huh? What team do you play for again? The American Eagles? Oh, yeah, you guys beat the GAP and went on to lose to the Aeropostales in three, right? Tough luck.How about a shirt that’s different? A shirt that shows you’re not just a number or a joke. Graphic designer Stijn van der Pol’s new line of &l …

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Mug Shots

 If you’re going to put something in your mouth and pull the trigger, it should probably be one of these. The Trigger Mugs are for those Second Amendment enthusiast who just can’t take his fingers off the trigger.Or just for somebody looking for a little something different in their coffee cup, such as the illusion of holding a lethal weapon. You start drinking out of one of these …

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Sex, Drugs And Cologne

What does rock and roll smell like to you? To us it smells like sweat, leather, melting wires, and giant, fake, built-for-speed knockers.To John Varvatos, it’s “n intricate blend of rose absolute and coffee beans that brings a new level of sensuality.” Well, that’s cool, dude. Whatever gets your rocks off. Maybe smelling like groupie desperation isn’t such a good id …

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Pressure Point Kill Guide

There’s a lot of ways you could take this. Maybe you’re defeating the hordes of ninjas besetting you just a little too handily, and you’d like to give them a fighting chance. Or, perhaps you’ll give this shirt to a worthy foe, so that when you attempt an assassination, you’ll be able to more surgically place your blows.Whatever the case, we feel this shirt is a hell …

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Instant Mood Lighting

Everything these days comes with variety. You have thousands of choices in every aspect of your life each day. So why do most light bulbs give you a choice of only three settings: Might As Well Be Off, Standard Wattage, and Retina Melting?This puts you at a severe disadvantage for mood-setting in your pad. Imagine inviting a girl over a few times and always having the same scented candle, the same …

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Homes The Size Of Islands

Our friends over at Dornob has created a list of some of the most interesting pieces of real estate we’ve seen. We’re somewhat torn between picking up and moving right now and building a tidal wave machine to see all these things washed away in one fell swoop.Although, we’re actually leaning toward moving in because that would be an excellent, important, and first step to succes …

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Transforming Furniture

Or brother site, Dornob, has an excellent collection of transforming furniture designs and concepts for the smallish living spaces that many of us big-city folks or school-bound boys are living in these days. Above is the portable living room which, for some reason, makes us think of Scrooge McDuck. Like, we feel like this is what the inside of this Duckcopter looks like. Anyway, head over to D …

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AA Hypercolor T-Shirts

Oh. My. God. We can barely contain our polythermal, many-colored glee from bursting forth from our already-strained, figurative jeans.Sorry, American Apparel, but did you just quietly bring back motherf*cking Hypercolor t-shirts at a reasonable price? Did you just throw profit in the face of the douchenozzles that tried to do otherwise?Yeah, AA. Ya did. **Hugging Emoticon**  

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Block Some Rays

"Everything that was once cool will soon be cool again." ~Nostradamus.  Okay, Nostradamus didn’t say that. (Well, he might have, we didn’t check.) But regardless, it’s a prediction that comes true every day.Everything has its revival, from 20-year-old movie franchises, to fashion styles that seem ridiculous one day and ironically hip the next (see: Kanye West&rsquo …

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Your Code Name: Pie Chart

If knowing is half the battle, then all that’s left for the remaining two fourths are red lasers and blue lasers. That’s cartoon science, baby. The best kind of science. Get it for $20 or buy the lady-tee version for your own personal Baroness.

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David After The Dentist Shirt

Ever found yourself in the throes of an pharmacologically-assisted existential quandary? Why are you feeling like this? Is this forever? Is this even real life?! David knows how you feel, and is here to take a deep breath, count to ten, get a tooth yanked out and drool out the important questions for you. Get the shirt that says all this (and more!) for just $20. David After Dentist Super T …