Alan Siegel

Alan Siegel is a writer in Washington, DC.


I’m Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan

In 1997’s Deconstructing Harry, Woody Allen’s character spends a scene trying to convince his half-sister that he’s not ashamed of his faith. “Hey, I may hate myself,” he says, “but not because I’m Jewish.” That’s kind of how I feel these days. The source of my self-hate is also related to irrational, neurotic and generally loathsome behavior. I’m talking, of course, about my other religion: Bosto …


The Girls of Page Three

The Brits are very specific about the type of women they like to ogle on the famed third page of their favorite tabloids. First of all, the girl has to have large breasts. Second of all, she has to... …

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Hollywoods Hottest Good Girls

Tabloid queens get all the glory. From Lindsay Lohan to Miley Cyrus and Amy Winehouse, it's always the same: The parties …