“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple,” is definitely not one of them.
“I’m sorry, I can’t hang out ever again. I died last night.”
“When he pushes my head down during oral...”
"I masturbate any opportunity I get when he is not home.”
"Claiming two machines with a sweat rag..."
Consider it style advice.
“It’s a rush, and a weird sense of accomplishment.”
We asked them share the things they find immensely irritating.
Read between the lines.
Here are the answers you need to make her scream.
Can you see right through these?
It's possible to have some fun without getting caught.
It’s time to up your bedding game.
Pliny the Elder once said, "Athletes when sluggish are revitalized by lovemaking."
It may be time to embrace nudism together.