If you're going to order one, make it a classic.
And they probably don't win that often, either.
Make that especially when they royally screw up.
They're not just for braving the winter.
Ever. Even when you've been dating for a while.
And you don't have to look too hard to find one.
That includes cargo shorts, guys.
Catch an unforgettable meal on the road. Literally.