Stock this stuff and she’ll stick around.
Isn’t building character a blast?
Alternate title: “How to not raise an asshole.”
Deploying NOS? Nah. Changing tires, jumpstarting and driving stick? Hell yes.
We’re talking crucial life skills here, people.
Should go without saying, but just in case…
In the sexiest ways possible, of course.
C’mon already, Hollywood!
None of which have anything to do with looks.
Deal breakers, every last one.
Any other times would be uncivilized.
They’re the worst.
Unless you want three people to hate you.
Keep chivalry—and your hopes of a second date—alive!
It’s for their own good!