Listen to this guy talk up epic investor crook Bernie Madoff like he’s the Queen of the World at a conference roundtable in October of 2007. Someone has a school girl crush!

10% of stocks traded in the United States went through Madoff Investment Securities? Given numbers like that it’s more comprehensible to hear he squandered $50 billion.

Clusterstock goes on to point out some of the more-sinister quotes from this video where Madoff daringly said:

“By and large, in today’s regulatory environment it is virtually impossible to violate rules. It’s impossible for a violation to go undetected, certainly not for a considerable period of time.”