Death Clock

 

We all know that the Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012, and thus, the world will end then, too. But if the world continued, this site will tell you when you will croak. It takes your birthday, your mood, your shape (BMI), and if you smoke or not, and then computes when The Reaper will visit you. It also provides links on how to lengthen your life, but it’s more fun to keep plugging in different numbers and seeing when you will die if you put on another 20 pounds. Note: not to be confused with Deathklok.

 

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