Holy crap! This is the best deal of the century! Do not wait to pick up the phone right now and call our operator to order your €1 million Pearl 60-foot yacht as QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED! Pearl Yachts represent the very best in nautical technology. YOU’LL NEVER NEED ANOTHER YACHT AGAIN!

And, if you call right now, we’re going to throw in a Bentley GT Continental Coupe ABSOLUTELY FREE! Think it’s crazy? YOU’D be crazy not to pick up your phone and call right now!

You’ll find inside your new 60-foot floating mansion a twin 775 hp Volvo engines good for a cruising speed of 26 knots, a hydraulic bathing platform, an aft sunroof system, and tons, and tons of mirrors. Hurry because quantities are limited! [Buy it]