In a collaboration between the high end, stylized W hotel chain and designer James Small, these custom made hedonism belts are designed for the “bon vivant on the go” who simply cannot be bothered to wait for a party to come to him, or even to travel further than his waist to get to one.

On the belt is everything one might need if called upon to be Johnny on the Spot. In this case, of course, the spot could be anything from a pansexual bacchanalian buffet to a high-stakes lawn bowling match in Beverly Hills (few blocks down from the Made Man offices, actually).

On your hips will be: a hip flask, credit card and phone holders, decision dice pocket, a slot for a USB stick and a Saint Christopher medal “for extra special luck.” Like any kind of exclusive party, though, it doesn’t come without a price. This belt will be sold in both men’s and women’s cuts from W London starting at £400.