Strip club. Booby bar. Shoe show. The office. Whichever term you choose, strip clubs are met with excitement or disdain from females everywhere. But why? It’s no secret that men are carnal creatures, sexual beasts that need to be fed.
Without this universal truth, how would these throbbing lust houses stay in business? Aside from the occasional man who’s brought to his knees by some half-naked (or all-naked) goddess in seven-inch stilettos, the more unassuming way is when a woman goes.
While a strip club might not be at the top of your list for date night, it can provide another, lesser-known service beyond a glittery g-string gyrating on your lap: an alternate scope through which to view sexuality and body image while undoubtedly spicing up your sex life.
If you’ve been together a long time or are married, it’s easy for sex to become a monotonous kind of mattress gymnastics game in which the moves become predictable. If you’re in search of feeling frisky, invite your lady to a strip club. Aside from watching some amazing pole acrobatics, a couple’s dance might be just the thing to ignite a dimming spark.
Have the dancer cup your significant other’s breasts and simulate grinding. You can join in by kissing her passionately on the lips while the dancer arouses her that way. And let’s face it: Two women getting it on is nothing short of a hard-on inducer.
When the dancer shifts her focus to you, make sure your girl knows it’s nothing personal, it’s just business. Sure her ass might be flip-flopping on you with some enviable twerking skills, but assure your lady that it’s nothing to be jealous of. She can take her hands and glide them along the dancer’s skin while fixing a firm grip on your manhood from outside the pants, feeling the hardening emerge from two hot women at the same time. If you want to take it a step further, have your girl go to the club wearing some Ben Wa balls or a remote vibrator that only you control, speeding up the sensation while she’s getting a dance. Talk about a double whammy.
If there’s one thing that strippers are experts at, it’s seduction. There’s an art to connecting with complete strangers in a matter of minutes and making their night memorable. In this way, a night at the strip club could not only rekindle your other half’s seductive skills but also serve as an up close and personal lesson in that raw, unrehearsed sex appeal that seems inherent to strippers everywhere. Take lessons at the club and then play it out in the bedroom once you get home.