Are you tired of the snobs at Guinness’s Book of World Records telling you that your world record of pogo stick bounces isn’t legitimate? If you ask The Universal Record Database, they beg to differ.

Don’t let those douchenozzles at Guinness strip you of your well-earned, bouncy bragging rights! The URDB is basically a Wikipedia version of the Guinness Book, where anyone can submit his or her own world record. After providing some proof you have completed said record, they go through mostly fan voting (although some records are overseen by judges). These records are very much for the people and by the people. 

So go out there and create as many obscure records as you can to ensure no one will even think of trying to break them. Go to their site and begin your journey to world record stardom.