Caitlin Upton

Caitlin Upton
== Introduction == All that waking up at 5:30 AM, all that time spent with people poking and prodding you, the horrible diets, the dental surgery, the hair removal, the brutal judgement. And for what? Just to let the world know that deep down inside, you are just as stupid as everyone always suspected.

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Birthday
1989-03-27
Nickname
Caite
Birthname
Lauren Caitlin Upton
Sign
Aries
Hometown
Lexington South Carolina
Country
United States
Ethnicity
White
Height
5'9"
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Job
Beautiful Punching Bag
Hobbies
Translating The Aeneid From Its Original Latin Into Esperanto.
Assets
Just Sitting There And Looking Pretty.
Vices
IQ Lower Than A Pencil Eraser's.
Tattoos
Yes
Piercings
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Hair
Blond
Eyes
Hazel
Breast
36
Waist
22"
Hips
33"
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Caitlin Upton Introduction

All that waking up at 5:30 AM, all that time spent with people poking and prodding you, the horrible diets, the dental surgery, the hair removal, the brutal judgement. And for what? Just to let the world know that deep down inside, you are just as stupid as everyone always suspected. Ahh, teen beauty pageants.

Caitlin Upton Life Story

All you really need to know about Caitlin Upton is her now infamous response to a question, posed by Aimee Teegarden, regarding the general inability of Americans to locate their own country on a world map:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children]."

The paragraph has gained international attention as the only piece of spoken language that actually makes its reader clinically dumber. It did, however, give Upton a bit of fame for being the one that created it. Upton plans to attend Appalachian State University to study graphic design. Recently Upton signed a deal with Donald Trump's modeling agency in New York City, where her assignments earn her $30,000 per day.

Upton (first name billed as Caite) is currently a contestant on season 16 of The Amazing Race. To date she hasn't done anything to indicate that her interview gaffe was an anomaly. However, she has demonstrated that it doesn't take brains to be a bitch.

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